Oh No! Is this the end?
Ok, will come to that later. But for now, I’m at work trying to figure out what I want to eat when I get home in an hrs time. Just got off the phone with Rastam and he was making fun of my eating habits (98.54% were solid facts). Well, I really need to slow down. Its bad. Lennie told me of the -10 years down the road effect-. If I’m still alive in 2018, I’d be the luckiest gedempol-bitch alive.. Hans made me understand the concept of LIVING LARGE. Not FAT. Phat ? Yes.
So, Langkawi trip is only 2 days away. Will be leaving Ampang on 29/12 at midnite (am still confused if it’s Saturday or Friday). So when they go, I’ll go la tak kesah la pagi ke malam. Will be the ONLY girl on the trip, until LiyaNa, Adreanna and Leeshy joins us waaayyy later. A feast - of hamsters? Oh yes.
Don’t know what to expect. I’m preparing for the worse.
On another note- I’ve learnt to let go. Of which I thought I never could. But yes, finally I’m blessed with people around me whom I can rely on (besides my angel sisters). Fake ke tak, belakang kira. Yang dah sedia ada FAKE tu, terang-terang lampu spot lite disuluh with a sandwich board hung on his/her bahu that says “IM A FAKE” kasi letak jauh2 laa..simpan buat apa? How long this feeling will last, well God knows. For now, I think I can breathe better and see things clearer without X with me. Was told not to leave and run away from X, but to face it with dignity. Gua lari, gua bengong. Gua face, gua champion. I’m lucky that I’m getting all the support I need. They observe (critical thinkers kan), and not liking it. Supportive friends with good hearts, what more do I want?
Trying to prove one’s point is not the goal now. It’s moving on with life and feel blessed that benda tu PERNAH jadi, and I became stronger because of it. Again, it’s a PROCESS la.. R&D belum complete, cik kak. Makmal mungkin meletup if salah mix the potion. Takpe la, kalau tak jadi. Mula la balik. Belajar kan? Tak rugi..
Risk is another factor. Lately I’ve discovered that people, I mean some “toot” species called “toot” are afraid of risk. Risk of not having things THEIR way. Wei, this is life la. If you expect everything to be smooth sailing throughout your life starting from pakai diapers masa baby to diapers bila dah tak jumpa lobang jamban (dah tua), pegi la mampos. Life can be easy if you maneuver it well. THAT I believe. But again, how to execute the plan? God knows. Im no OPRAH. Oprah pun boleh tahan bangang kot when it comes to life. Apehal adopt anak anjing ramai2? Duit melambak. Tapi tu laaa..kurang pakai anugerah Tuhan. Again, it boils down to risk. In this case, risk of commitment.
I was (am still) stuck in a middle of serabutness right now. Bukan masalah sendiri, tapi kalau silap approach it can be the reason I jump into the laut and die. I mean, it’s non of my business pun. But things happen kan, so nak put the blame on gua ke nak blame the FATE?
If people are wise enough to think, and MENERIMA HAKIKAT seadanya, Alhamdulillah.
If not?
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Sunday, December 16, 2007
The Gallery. Nanson Road .Siangapore
Awesome!
Me and my dad took a flight to Singapore on Saturday. Am so glad they booked us for the Singapore Airlines and yes, the seats were more spacious and the best part was I could buckle up the tali pinggang.
FYI, I had to tahan my nafas (kempiskan perut) for a good solid 45 mins on my trip to Penang recently on Malaysia Airlines 737. Putus urat kentut.
Bodho.
So I took the KLIA Express from KL Sentral and arrived in KLIA at 8.30 a.m. Waited for dad and we checked in the luggage before boarding the plane (duh!wtf?). And since we were on an international flight, they had those rules yang tak boleh bawak certain form of liquid. ahahha..there goes my solution for my contact lenses. Biasa la, gua kan degil.Whatever.
So sampai and we checked into our rooms. We stayed at this hotel - The Gallery and it was simply great. We had each, one room to ourselves and a 40 inch flatscreen TV for me to enjoy. Yes. Alone. Without daddy having the remote.
so I slept after Lunch (Delifrance) and couldn't remember where I was. Got ready for the annual dinner at about 7pm (thanks to Nirma- my angel) and I looked all elegant that nite (black kan, u'd never go wrong).
Dinner was at LebaneseBar at Fullerton Street. and of course they served free flow of wine.liquor and beer. WITH Labanese food. The Fallafel was good, so does the Lamb Khebsa and the roasted chicken.
Met other Country Directors i.e from Indonesia (fucking good looking mcm pelakon), Phillipines, Taiwan, China, India, and the three Singapore tycoons Mr. James Lee, C.P Lee, and Lee Ramos. Obviously I was the youngest Director from Malaysia and they made a joke about my awfully long signature (which I didn't get, but they all laughed). I was introduced to the 150 employees of APP Systems Pvt Ltd. And they thought I was 15! Buta ke? Keciwa bodoh.
Oh yeah. the Belly Dancer. Tetek besar bola basketball Rastam.
But she was good. Daddy felt uncomfortable tho.
Came home the next day at 0845hrs. Shared my Toffee Nut Latte with dad and was pretty satisfied and felt contented with myself.
Ok, I know this is a boring entry. Just read Saddiq's post. Can never top that. Funny.
Will be spending New Year's Eve in Langkawi.
with Great company. (Syafiq Bakar, Liyana Ghaus, Jojoi, Jimmy Jaya, Adreanna Arjunaidi ,Achap Timberlake, Rastam Ariffin, and Me)
Hope it will be a great one.
Opening a new leaf for next year.
Me and my dad took a flight to Singapore on Saturday. Am so glad they booked us for the Singapore Airlines and yes, the seats were more spacious and the best part was I could buckle up the tali pinggang.
FYI, I had to tahan my nafas (kempiskan perut) for a good solid 45 mins on my trip to Penang recently on Malaysia Airlines 737. Putus urat kentut.
Bodho.
So I took the KLIA Express from KL Sentral and arrived in KLIA at 8.30 a.m. Waited for dad and we checked in the luggage before boarding the plane (duh!wtf?). And since we were on an international flight, they had those rules yang tak boleh bawak certain form of liquid. ahahha..there goes my solution for my contact lenses. Biasa la, gua kan degil.Whatever.
So sampai and we checked into our rooms. We stayed at this hotel - The Gallery and it was simply great. We had each, one room to ourselves and a 40 inch flatscreen TV for me to enjoy. Yes. Alone. Without daddy having the remote.
so I slept after Lunch (Delifrance) and couldn't remember where I was. Got ready for the annual dinner at about 7pm (thanks to Nirma- my angel) and I looked all elegant that nite (black kan, u'd never go wrong).
Dinner was at LebaneseBar at Fullerton Street. and of course they served free flow of wine.liquor and beer. WITH Labanese food. The Fallafel was good, so does the Lamb Khebsa and the roasted chicken.
Met other Country Directors i.e from Indonesia (fucking good looking mcm pelakon), Phillipines, Taiwan, China, India, and the three Singapore tycoons Mr. James Lee, C.P Lee, and Lee Ramos. Obviously I was the youngest Director from Malaysia and they made a joke about my awfully long signature (which I didn't get, but they all laughed). I was introduced to the 150 employees of APP Systems Pvt Ltd. And they thought I was 15! Buta ke? Keciwa bodoh.
Oh yeah. the Belly Dancer. Tetek besar bola basketball Rastam.
But she was good. Daddy felt uncomfortable tho.
Came home the next day at 0845hrs. Shared my Toffee Nut Latte with dad and was pretty satisfied and felt contented with myself.
Ok, I know this is a boring entry. Just read Saddiq's post. Can never top that. Funny.
Will be spending New Year's Eve in Langkawi.
with Great company. (Syafiq Bakar, Liyana Ghaus, Jojoi, Jimmy Jaya, Adreanna Arjunaidi ,Achap Timberlake, Rastam Ariffin, and Me)
Hope it will be a great one.
Opening a new leaf for next year.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Shelly Russ
What a day.
Work as usual was hectic. Made tons of phone calls during the day to the guests & invitees. Lucky me, I managed to reach my target of 120 pax within two days. Hehe..hebat tak hebat la kan. But how many would actually show up, God knows. Ni bukan WILD party kan yg sume confirm nak RSVP, ini semua stock MD/CEO and above. Protocols. Busan. Hidup berkeluarga pun ada protocol, kerja pun kena jugak. Eissh...padahal hidung semua ada dua lobang, so why have to treat them differently? Dunia.
Came down from the office at half past 5. It was raining so heavily that Gloria Jeans downstairs jadi banjir. I bought myself a cup Irish Creme Latte, which I altered myself and alas became a Caramel Machiato. How I did it? DOn't ask.
So I sat at the cafe sippin my hot "melochot"** drink while waiting for the hujan to reda. Half hour later, I walked down to the carpark and managed to reach home within an hour. Considered cepat la, knowing Malaysian drivers tetiba jadi perlahan mentally and physically during time hujan. Padahal benda tu air je. Kecoh dia lain macam.
Took my bath and bunkd on my favourite green couch. Again, I tried to rasa apa yang orang lain rasa when they lepak my house. Amongst comments received:
Apit : "Umah shosh macam kat London. Wooden floor, Lampu malap, Cozyyyy...Kecikk.." (imagine Apit cakap and buat aksi shnuggle shnuggle)
Zera : "Umah lu bikin guwe mauk tido"
Maylin :"Kau pasang aircond, confirm aku tak datang. Nanti kena marah sebab asik tido" (seriously aku pissed off gila bila kau manjannnnnggg tido, gampang..)
Anonymous: "Shit. Nak?"
So, I guess my harta paling berharga I have besides my car is my little nyomel house. Eventho its small, tapi everything is within reach. Ampang Point & Suzis amat dekat. Jaya Jusco coming up (what were they thinking?) toilet dekat, pergi dapur guling2 merangkak pun sampai, if mabs boleh park depan umah takyah naik tangga...ape lagi? owh..umah JOjoi dekat. Umah Rastam dekat. Umah Maylin Jauh. Yeay!
At 9.00 I texted them asking their exact koordinat. Joi said he was going to Subang, of which we were suppose to have dinner together, but that didn't happen. So I gave up. Then Tam called. Borak for a while, then suddenly the line got cut off. J texted if I wanted to accompany him to KLIA. I didnt reply, until he called and said he needed my help.
So off we drove to KLIA in my car. 959 lost her virginity last nite coz JOjoi sped like 140km/hr. Tak pernah di buat siot. And I kept quiet the entire journey coz I was hungry. I was restless. Last2 sampai jugak. Then VP OTAI SUZIS called to lock for Mr. President's time.
Hoii!! Tak Loya ke tekak duduk Suzis?
When we arrived, all of them were already there and then came a new friend named Melati** and her bro and his gf. They were ocay la. Cool. Just PDA sikit2. tapi takpe..
A while later Ad, Sal, had to leave coz dah past midnite and we did our standard 'ritual' la. Whatever that means.. Its kinda fun tho. Ada Sense of Belonging.To me la.
Just don't smooch the wrong thing, otey.
Luruh jantung. Damit.
p.s/: Zera made my day.
Work as usual was hectic. Made tons of phone calls during the day to the guests & invitees. Lucky me, I managed to reach my target of 120 pax within two days. Hehe..hebat tak hebat la kan. But how many would actually show up, God knows. Ni bukan WILD party kan yg sume confirm nak RSVP, ini semua stock MD/CEO and above. Protocols. Busan. Hidup berkeluarga pun ada protocol, kerja pun kena jugak. Eissh...padahal hidung semua ada dua lobang, so why have to treat them differently? Dunia.
Came down from the office at half past 5. It was raining so heavily that Gloria Jeans downstairs jadi banjir. I bought myself a cup Irish Creme Latte, which I altered myself and alas became a Caramel Machiato. How I did it? DOn't ask.
So I sat at the cafe sippin my hot "melochot"** drink while waiting for the hujan to reda. Half hour later, I walked down to the carpark and managed to reach home within an hour. Considered cepat la, knowing Malaysian drivers tetiba jadi perlahan mentally and physically during time hujan. Padahal benda tu air je. Kecoh dia lain macam.
Took my bath and bunkd on my favourite green couch. Again, I tried to rasa apa yang orang lain rasa when they lepak my house. Amongst comments received:
Apit : "Umah shosh macam kat London. Wooden floor, Lampu malap, Cozyyyy...Kecikk.." (imagine Apit cakap and buat aksi shnuggle shnuggle)
Zera : "Umah lu bikin guwe mauk tido"
Maylin :"Kau pasang aircond, confirm aku tak datang. Nanti kena marah sebab asik tido" (seriously aku pissed off gila bila kau manjannnnnggg tido, gampang..)
Anonymous: "Shit. Nak?"
So, I guess my harta paling berharga I have besides my car is my little nyomel house. Eventho its small, tapi everything is within reach. Ampang Point & Suzis amat dekat. Jaya Jusco coming up (what were they thinking?) toilet dekat, pergi dapur guling2 merangkak pun sampai, if mabs boleh park depan umah takyah naik tangga...ape lagi? owh..umah JOjoi dekat. Umah Rastam dekat. Umah Maylin Jauh. Yeay!
At 9.00 I texted them asking their exact koordinat. Joi said he was going to Subang, of which we were suppose to have dinner together, but that didn't happen. So I gave up. Then Tam called. Borak for a while, then suddenly the line got cut off. J texted if I wanted to accompany him to KLIA. I didnt reply, until he called and said he needed my help.
So off we drove to KLIA in my car. 959 lost her virginity last nite coz JOjoi sped like 140km/hr. Tak pernah di buat siot. And I kept quiet the entire journey coz I was hungry. I was restless. Last2 sampai jugak. Then VP OTAI SUZIS called to lock for Mr. President's time.
Hoii!! Tak Loya ke tekak duduk Suzis?
When we arrived, all of them were already there and then came a new friend named Melati** and her bro and his gf. They were ocay la. Cool. Just PDA sikit2. tapi takpe..
A while later Ad, Sal, had to leave coz dah past midnite and we did our standard 'ritual' la. Whatever that means.. Its kinda fun tho. Ada Sense of Belonging.To me la.
Just don't smooch the wrong thing, otey.
Luruh jantung. Damit.
p.s/: Zera made my day.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Blessed with F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Traffic was heavy yesterday evening. Thank God Peyek called to ask me out for dinner so tak kesah la jam pun, lepas ni boleh makan. Rusty was on his way to the driving range, and he said to call when I'm done bathing.
Rushed home, quickly had my bath and changed into my seluar tido and shoot to Suzis.Got stuck in the massive traffic (right in front of Suzis' entrance) for a pooklahanut 15 minutes. I came down and ordered. Since it wuz just the two of us, so I took my own shweet time savouring my ayam ,which I believe the portion had been reduced and Toshy wasn't happy. The list went on in my head like a choo-choo train whilst I was cleaning myself. Maggi TomYam could be too hot for me, Chicken Wings was too light (not real food - according to Rusty), Tosai Masala could be soggy and salty so I settled for the Deep Fried Chicken Chop with BP on the side.
Ok, for some reason I can't write properly and I've been reading those lines over and over again...ffffooohhh..coool down..
And so we talked and talked. Peyek was telling me how happy he is with his new job. and I was happy for him..Told him to be on the alert for new openings. Fuih, if ever I secure a job at Great Eastern, I'll wake up at 8.am everyday. Peyek convinced me of the flexy hours, the "kaching-kaching" pay cheque he receives every month, the gym on the 7th floor, the great working environment, the cool lady boss (wujud eh?) and of course how near is it to our homes. I'm starting to hate my route to work. Emph, alasan kan. Saja carik masalah. Macam tak biasa je.
So that was it. Zera called to join me at Suzis, but told her I was leaving knowing the fact that we would end up in Suzis again by 10 p.m. Our normal routine, be it ribut-petir-puting-beliung-taufan we'd be there, no questions asked. And no one seems to object. Makcik Leela a/p Subramaniam dah letak dadah ape ntah dalam Teh O Ais Limau kitorang, God knows.I wonder when or what cilaka-ness would actually make us stop from our routine. We spent an average of 21 hours a week in Suzis, given 3 hours a day, 7 days a week. Unlimited amount of "Naga Hishap Shisha" (Max the tokey shisha is so lucky coz we jump for joy everytime we see the Red Kembara drive thru the pintu gerbang), endless ordering of air. Yang pelik tu tak jugak kencing2..minum la sebaldi teh o ais pun, rileekk jee..(we lepak in style- tak main la minum air kosong mcm rempit) .
XOX
Rushed home, quickly had my bath and changed into my seluar tido and shoot to Suzis.Got stuck in the massive traffic (right in front of Suzis' entrance) for a pooklahanut 15 minutes. I came down and ordered. Since it wuz just the two of us, so I took my own shweet time savouring my ayam ,which I believe the portion had been reduced and Toshy wasn't happy. The list went on in my head like a choo-choo train whilst I was cleaning myself. Maggi TomYam could be too hot for me, Chicken Wings was too light (not real food - according to Rusty), Tosai Masala could be soggy and salty so I settled for the Deep Fried Chicken Chop with BP on the side.
Ok, for some reason I can't write properly and I've been reading those lines over and over again...ffffooohhh..coool down..
And so we talked and talked. Peyek was telling me how happy he is with his new job. and I was happy for him..Told him to be on the alert for new openings. Fuih, if ever I secure a job at Great Eastern, I'll wake up at 8.am everyday. Peyek convinced me of the flexy hours, the "kaching-kaching" pay cheque he receives every month, the gym on the 7th floor, the great working environment, the cool lady boss (wujud eh?) and of course how near is it to our homes. I'm starting to hate my route to work. Emph, alasan kan. Saja carik masalah. Macam tak biasa je.
So that was it. Zera called to join me at Suzis, but told her I was leaving knowing the fact that we would end up in Suzis again by 10 p.m. Our normal routine, be it ribut-petir-puting-beliung-taufan we'd be there, no questions asked. And no one seems to object. Makcik Leela a/p Subramaniam dah letak dadah ape ntah dalam Teh O Ais Limau kitorang, God knows.I wonder when or what cilaka-ness would actually make us stop from our routine. We spent an average of 21 hours a week in Suzis, given 3 hours a day, 7 days a week. Unlimited amount of "Naga Hishap Shisha" (Max the tokey shisha is so lucky coz we jump for joy everytime we see the Red Kembara drive thru the pintu gerbang), endless ordering of air. Yang pelik tu tak jugak kencing2..minum la sebaldi teh o ais pun, rileekk jee..(we lepak in style- tak main la minum air kosong mcm rempit) .
Comittee Members:
President /Chairman : Jojoi
Vice President : Apit
Secretary: Adreanna
Tokeh Chor Tai Tee : Azlani
Tokeh Sengal: Bernard
Tokeh Props (Tukar table, cukupkan kerusi) : Shosh
Tokeh Cerita Biru Melancap Kuning: Imran & Shosh
**Melancap Kuning is Jojoi's version of the Song : Lancang Kuning
Members:
Rastam Ariffin Kamaruddin
Azera Langit Biru Pussy Cat Dolls
Liyana Apit Cooper
Maylin Lewat Adzaman
Aleafa Like A Leaf Falling From a Tree
Lennie w/o Apek Jual Sayor
Nirma Kelana Jaya Babi Jauh
Em Lin Bulu Mata Snuffle
Nik Ikhwan Best Chomolot (diorang kata)
ada ke yang gua tertinggal?..hmmph nasib la.
Semua di atas hadir untuk Topless WILD PARTY Celana-Tali-G on bile ntah. dah lupe. tapi best. Will call for more after this oteys!
So coming back to the above mentioned story (where were we actually?) Zera came to my place. and I called Rastam and told him to come. We had McD (dah 3 hari makan lemak berkati-kati), then pegi beli DVD and watched at home. My other half mandom lagi for the gazillonth time, and takmau kacau takot dia urat otak dia putus. Zera went home after the dvd session. Jojoi was at Suzis but I wasn't there (weird).
Russ stayed on, and we had a great time talking :)
Found it.
Tersorok celah langsir rupenye, tak jauh pun..
XOX
Monday, November 5, 2007
Si Buta
Tenang nya dia.. How I wish I could be as tenang as the Si Buta..was about to beli nasik lemak at Coffee Bean and I saw this Kelly Eng (Keling) memimpin tangan Si Buta (melayu)... si buta kacak, manis, rambut tersisir rapi, nicely pressed shirt and pants, and was smiling. Bercahaya bersinar2 senyum dia..And when he got to the nasik lemak stall, he said "nasik putih biasa". And so the least I could do was pay for his breakfast. I saw him leaving the stall and I smiled at him (like as if he knew ) - he smiled back and I drove off..
I was kinda early today for work. Stayed up late last nite after our "Pookey Mark Ko Meletop- Pow!!" session at Suzis. Came home at around 1.30 a.m. but slept at about half past 2. Is that important? Not.
Picked up my baby from school at 7pm. Fed her, and I went to bed. Was really exhausted from all the preparation for Networking session on the 19th nanti at The Weld. Hopefully everything will be ocay la, given that I have less than a week to get 100 participants for the event. And we're extending like 700 invitations to guests and Entrepreneurs...Susah ke? Entah la.
Speaking of Invitations, I'm having a so called wild party/hari raya open house this Thursday (Deepa Day) at my place. I have been thinking of inviting friends over to my place for quite sometime dah. And since the news dah spread so I have no choice but to have it jugak. Everyone seems to be VERY excited that I'm organizing the party, but told them not to put up hopes too high coz seriously, I have no idea how it would turn out to be. And my 'significant other' says she won't be able (whops, Im no Lesbo) to make it coz she had made prior plans with her family or so. Hmm, will see how la kan..
I was kinda early today for work. Stayed up late last nite after our "Pookey Mark Ko Meletop- Pow!!" session at Suzis. Came home at around 1.30 a.m. but slept at about half past 2. Is that important? Not.
Picked up my baby from school at 7pm. Fed her, and I went to bed. Was really exhausted from all the preparation for Networking session on the 19th nanti at The Weld. Hopefully everything will be ocay la, given that I have less than a week to get 100 participants for the event. And we're extending like 700 invitations to guests and Entrepreneurs...Susah ke? Entah la.
Speaking of Invitations, I'm having a so called wild party/hari raya open house this Thursday (Deepa Day) at my place. I have been thinking of inviting friends over to my place for quite sometime dah. And since the news dah spread so I have no choice but to have it jugak. Everyone seems to be VERY excited that I'm organizing the party, but told them not to put up hopes too high coz seriously, I have no idea how it would turn out to be. And my 'significant other' says she won't be able (whops, Im no Lesbo) to make it coz she had made prior plans with her family or so. Hmm, will see how la kan..
A definite 'yes' from :Alef, Nirma, Lennie, Chipao, Adreanna, Imran, Rastam, Zera
'Not so sure' status: Tott, Salmi, Apit, Bernard, Yaya
No replies : Kalos & Em @ ;)
Will chop off his manhood if tak datang : Jojoi
So that's about it. Bottomless food, endless flow of ayaq sat. Eh! Tipu je. Tak la. Oh yes ! Dress Code ; Celana-Tali-G and nothing on top..Bouncy! Bouncy!
Loving him still. How eh?
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
SelambaKodok
It's 3.09pm and I'm bloody bored.
I came across SelambaKodok's blog through a friends' page and lahanat cool (Afdlin's entries). I should say that Hans Isaac and Jojoi are like twins separated at birth that my jantung stopped pumping for a few milisecs.. Hans wore a pink/peachy baju melayu and damit I thot Jojoi now became one of Afdlin's friends. Tapi tertipu..(aku tak exaggerate.tengok la sendiri dlm Afdlin's blog) and I like his writings, very sincere and full of substance. And I love the pictures too..
Unlike my blog, its full of crap and crap..more crap..
I lOIke Craoyb..who Wants Craoyb?? Hahahaha..will never forget that. Wasted.
Anyway, had dinner with my 'significant other' at the new Nando's joint near Ampang Point and I think I should count my blessings, coz I live in Ampang and simply I think Ampang people are really cool. Yes, that includes Ampang Jaya, Ampang Hillside, Ampang Hilir, not Bukit Indah. Haha. Bukit Indah people are, well....hehe.. ya know..(akutakpeduli)
Came home at around 11 p.m. and so prepared myself for bed early. I needed the sleep, so I bunked on my green sofa bed and had the TV on until dawn. Gila meningkat duit elektrik, padan muka. JOjoi called at 12.18 a.m.. At first I thot I was talking in my sleep (sorry Joi if I sounded all toooottt, I was deaf and horrrn- eh! tak! sumpah.) but again he told me he just got back from something with some dude at some place and said gudnite.
Oh ye, I'm all alone at home now coz my brother just moved to his new place in Selayang. Cried a lot the nite I came back and found the house was empty. Yeah, the house is still furnished coz most of the things are mine but knowing that he's not there anymore I thot I could die. I told myself he's just 15 mins away so I'll be fine. Yeah. I know I will.
See.. I've proved my point. I'm bad at writing.
Why you people even bother to read anyway?
Bosan dowh. and I personally think that FaceBook tu semak.
I came across SelambaKodok's blog through a friends' page and lahanat cool (Afdlin's entries). I should say that Hans Isaac and Jojoi are like twins separated at birth that my jantung stopped pumping for a few milisecs.. Hans wore a pink/peachy baju melayu and damit I thot Jojoi now became one of Afdlin's friends. Tapi tertipu..(aku tak exaggerate.tengok la sendiri dlm Afdlin's blog) and I like his writings, very sincere and full of substance. And I love the pictures too..
Unlike my blog, its full of crap and crap..more crap..
I lOIke Craoyb..who Wants Craoyb?? Hahahaha..will never forget that. Wasted.
Anyway, had dinner with my 'significant other' at the new Nando's joint near Ampang Point and I think I should count my blessings, coz I live in Ampang and simply I think Ampang people are really cool. Yes, that includes Ampang Jaya, Ampang Hillside, Ampang Hilir, not Bukit Indah. Haha. Bukit Indah people are, well....hehe.. ya know..(akutakpeduli)
Came home at around 11 p.m. and so prepared myself for bed early. I needed the sleep, so I bunked on my green sofa bed and had the TV on until dawn. Gila meningkat duit elektrik, padan muka. JOjoi called at 12.18 a.m.. At first I thot I was talking in my sleep (sorry Joi if I sounded all toooottt, I was deaf and horrrn- eh! tak! sumpah.) but again he told me he just got back from something with some dude at some place and said gudnite.
Oh ye, I'm all alone at home now coz my brother just moved to his new place in Selayang. Cried a lot the nite I came back and found the house was empty. Yeah, the house is still furnished coz most of the things are mine but knowing that he's not there anymore I thot I could die. I told myself he's just 15 mins away so I'll be fine. Yeah. I know I will.
See.. I've proved my point. I'm bad at writing.
Why you people even bother to read anyway?
Bosan dowh. and I personally think that FaceBook tu semak.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Test
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off..
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Special Project
I had a BLAST last night.
Chronology of Events:
I reached home at appoximately 5.15p.m. and the Gymno Ringtone buzzed. Was told to get ready in half hour. Washed my hair, put on my new pair of jeans, my purple Nautica, comfy Valentino and drove to Petronas to meet them.
As soon as I got out of the D288 compound, massive traffic all around Ampang, how I wish I could walk up to the gas station. yeah right, tosh. BoraOmbak depan rumah pun start enjin kereta. Forget it.
I parked and saw the two Dingos in their BMW and nampak gila gampang. They were playing with the seat remote (they were bored to death, I suppose) and you could imagine how stoopid Achap looked like from the point I was standing. Trying my best to ignore the surroundings, I actually walked towards their car yang tengah stuck dalam jam and buat2 macam takde benda berlaku. Ada la sikit-sikit gua buat scene melompat (only if u can imagine). Konon kiut la. Tongong.
Being Jojoi, he can get us to any point of destination in KL dalam sekelip mata. Yeah, no kidding, dia selit (yeah, in that huge 5 series) and used his "Rocket" term. Masyarakat Ampang macam takot tengok betapa lahanat driver sorang ni, diorang malas nak layan so kira kasi jalan la..but heck, we got into KLCC's basement in 7 minutes. Ada berani celen?!
Parked at Top Shop's entrance. Went up to our normal spot but unlucky us, the high chairs were all taken up. No way I'm sitting anywhere other than that particular spot. Lu ingat lu sapa Tosh??..unless the Queen of England arrives, I don't think they would give up their seats.. So nevermind. Jojoi proposed to join his bro & client at Spring Garden for a 9 course meal dinner.
Hmmm.. Chinese Dinner. for 12 pax. Memang makan buat taik gigi je la. On my right was K.Lynn, Jojoi's sister in-law and on my left- my left wing man Asyraf Kamal. Dah la depan gua ada cermin BESSAARR.. i dont like the fact makan pandang cermin (unlike Jojoi, he takes frequent glances of himself - every 10 sec. to be exact) so I was not being myself.
The Menu : (that I can remember)
Sharks Fin Soup
Deep Fried King Prawns and Squids with Buttered Crumble Flakes (2 rounds coz sedap sgt)
Veg. Chap Choy in Oyster Sauce
Steamed Fish and Soft Egg Tofu
Deep Fried Spring Chicken with Prawn Crackers
Chinese Lam Fried Rice
Black Mushroom in Dark Soy Sauce
Schze Chuan Brinjal & Sliced Beef
Towfoo Fa (Dessert)
Chinese Tea
So Abang's client was a Facilties Manager from AQUARIA and the PA to Datuk Simon, who happen to be K.Lynn's cousin. So mula2 agak impress la dengan diorang until they mentioned these statements yang buat Achap and Rusty putus urat kentut:
Man : He was pronounced 'clinically death'
Lady : There's liver in my blood
*banyak lagi yang broken, tapi ni yang susah nak lupa la
Keluar je from Spring Garden, God knows la. gelak macam bapak tapir.. Coming from Achap who's half Mat Saleh blooded and Rusty yang tak kurang gempaknya (FYI: he's 22 and drives a BMW Z3. diorang ni jual bontot ke??) I was speechless. Merah2 muka diorang gelak.
Ok- I just opened my email .Datuk CEO announce half day esok. Wooohoo!!
Then we lepaked at Starbucks and I had a Tall Caramel Macchiato. Met the Lesbo/Gay group, what a small world Imran and Adryana are friends with Salmi too. Pusing-pusing kat situ jugak. Called Azlani & Apit. Planned to go to Laundry Bar tapi last2 we called off the plan coz we felt it was too far. (nampak sangat tak suka keluar pada Ampang)
We went to Heritage in my car, and we got to Loft around 11.30 p.m. Masa nak masuk, sekali jibaun Jojoi Widodo tinggal ID kat ghumah, and management kata Guys above 23 y.o je boleh masuk. Tapi sebab dah NEKAD, larat jojoi balik rumah and Rusty ikot pintu belakang. Lucky we got Biggy (Loft's DJ) to bring us in and as usual, heh.VIP treatment.Poyo nak mati. Nasib baik open table.
I was fucking rimas coz Jojoi's phone was off. Until he came back, then I was ok la. Layan punya layan, mata dah start sepet. A bunch of Runaway Models (about 15 of them) from Russia and Australia came and macam biasa la, Achap Jojoi Rus layan mata. kembang kuncup pupil diorang.
Gua pun ada share laaa..lelaki model diorang stock yang boleh buat Alip nangis.
We spent a lot of time kat dance floor. At one point of time, Jojoi buat gila and went onto the podium. Gua pun ikot laa..last2 orang lain sume turun, and tinggal the 4 of us. Nasib baik Achap, Jojoi and Rusty ada moves. So we didn't look that stoopid on stage la. Layan. Layan. Confidence level memuncak2. Kepak kembanggg je masa tu. Muka perasan bagus.
Then we decided to leave. Jojoi got the idea that I was hungry. I went to pee-pee and came out feeling all revived..heheheh..silap besar.
Got to dance with the male models. The best part was : ACHAP KENA KACAU DENGAN LELAKI SERONG MAT SALEH!!
Dada achap kena raba.
Pookey mark.
Tott joined us at Suzis after that.
Coolness.
Chronology of Events:
I reached home at appoximately 5.15p.m. and the Gymno Ringtone buzzed. Was told to get ready in half hour. Washed my hair, put on my new pair of jeans, my purple Nautica, comfy Valentino and drove to Petronas to meet them.
As soon as I got out of the D288 compound, massive traffic all around Ampang, how I wish I could walk up to the gas station. yeah right, tosh. BoraOmbak depan rumah pun start enjin kereta. Forget it.
I parked and saw the two Dingos in their BMW and nampak gila gampang. They were playing with the seat remote (they were bored to death, I suppose) and you could imagine how stoopid Achap looked like from the point I was standing. Trying my best to ignore the surroundings, I actually walked towards their car yang tengah stuck dalam jam and buat2 macam takde benda berlaku. Ada la sikit-sikit gua buat scene melompat (only if u can imagine). Konon kiut la. Tongong.
Being Jojoi, he can get us to any point of destination in KL dalam sekelip mata. Yeah, no kidding, dia selit (yeah, in that huge 5 series) and used his "Rocket" term. Masyarakat Ampang macam takot tengok betapa lahanat driver sorang ni, diorang malas nak layan so kira kasi jalan la..but heck, we got into KLCC's basement in 7 minutes. Ada berani celen?!
Parked at Top Shop's entrance. Went up to our normal spot but unlucky us, the high chairs were all taken up. No way I'm sitting anywhere other than that particular spot. Lu ingat lu sapa Tosh??..unless the Queen of England arrives, I don't think they would give up their seats.. So nevermind. Jojoi proposed to join his bro & client at Spring Garden for a 9 course meal dinner.
Hmmm.. Chinese Dinner. for 12 pax. Memang makan buat taik gigi je la. On my right was K.Lynn, Jojoi's sister in-law and on my left- my left wing man Asyraf Kamal. Dah la depan gua ada cermin BESSAARR.. i dont like the fact makan pandang cermin (unlike Jojoi, he takes frequent glances of himself - every 10 sec. to be exact) so I was not being myself.
The Menu : (that I can remember)
Sharks Fin Soup
Deep Fried King Prawns and Squids with Buttered Crumble Flakes (2 rounds coz sedap sgt)
Veg. Chap Choy in Oyster Sauce
Steamed Fish and Soft Egg Tofu
Deep Fried Spring Chicken with Prawn Crackers
Chinese Lam Fried Rice
Black Mushroom in Dark Soy Sauce
Schze Chuan Brinjal & Sliced Beef
Towfoo Fa (Dessert)
Chinese Tea
So Abang's client was a Facilties Manager from AQUARIA and the PA to Datuk Simon, who happen to be K.Lynn's cousin. So mula2 agak impress la dengan diorang until they mentioned these statements yang buat Achap and Rusty putus urat kentut:
Man : He was pronounced 'clinically death'
Lady : There's liver in my blood
*banyak lagi yang broken, tapi ni yang susah nak lupa la
Keluar je from Spring Garden, God knows la. gelak macam bapak tapir.. Coming from Achap who's half Mat Saleh blooded and Rusty yang tak kurang gempaknya (FYI: he's 22 and drives a BMW Z3. diorang ni jual bontot ke??) I was speechless. Merah2 muka diorang gelak.
Ok- I just opened my email .Datuk CEO announce half day esok. Wooohoo!!
Then we lepaked at Starbucks and I had a Tall Caramel Macchiato. Met the Lesbo/Gay group, what a small world Imran and Adryana are friends with Salmi too. Pusing-pusing kat situ jugak. Called Azlani & Apit. Planned to go to Laundry Bar tapi last2 we called off the plan coz we felt it was too far. (nampak sangat tak suka keluar pada Ampang)
We went to Heritage in my car, and we got to Loft around 11.30 p.m. Masa nak masuk, sekali jibaun Jojoi Widodo tinggal ID kat ghumah, and management kata Guys above 23 y.o je boleh masuk. Tapi sebab dah NEKAD, larat jojoi balik rumah and Rusty ikot pintu belakang. Lucky we got Biggy (Loft's DJ) to bring us in and as usual, heh.VIP treatment.Poyo nak mati. Nasib baik open table.
I was fucking rimas coz Jojoi's phone was off. Until he came back, then I was ok la. Layan punya layan, mata dah start sepet. A bunch of Runaway Models (about 15 of them) from Russia and Australia came and macam biasa la, Achap Jojoi Rus layan mata. kembang kuncup pupil diorang.
Gua pun ada share laaa..lelaki model diorang stock yang boleh buat Alip nangis.
We spent a lot of time kat dance floor. At one point of time, Jojoi buat gila and went onto the podium. Gua pun ikot laa..last2 orang lain sume turun, and tinggal the 4 of us. Nasib baik Achap, Jojoi and Rusty ada moves. So we didn't look that stoopid on stage la. Layan. Layan. Confidence level memuncak2. Kepak kembanggg je masa tu. Muka perasan bagus.
Then we decided to leave. Jojoi got the idea that I was hungry. I went to pee-pee and came out feeling all revived..heheheh..silap besar.
Got to dance with the male models. The best part was : ACHAP KENA KACAU DENGAN LELAKI SERONG MAT SALEH!!
Dada achap kena raba.
Pookey mark.
Tott joined us at Suzis after that.
Coolness.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Its My Life
I want, what I want, When I want It.
Well, that's life. That's how I want to manouvre my life, right now. Regardless of me being selfish or not, that is.
Who cares? Even if I care, will other people take the trouble to care as much as I do?
No. Nope. None.
So, I want to live my life as it is, judge me all you want. Like I care?
There's nothing to think about pun. So I don't want to be in a shitty mood right now, why make it worse, kan?!
Tosh at present. used to be Shosh. left Shasha. Never was a Sha'ila. but will remain ASha.
-Daddy's Girl
Well, that's life. That's how I want to manouvre my life, right now. Regardless of me being selfish or not, that is.
Who cares? Even if I care, will other people take the trouble to care as much as I do?
No. Nope. None.
So, I want to live my life as it is, judge me all you want. Like I care?
There's nothing to think about pun. So I don't want to be in a shitty mood right now, why make it worse, kan?!
Tosh at present. used to be Shosh. left Shasha. Never was a Sha'ila. but will remain ASha.
-Daddy's Girl
Sunday, October 7, 2007
I Pronounce You.. Shosh and butho??
"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want,
it is the realization of how much you already have."
When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
I don't know. I'd rather not know how.
I will (?) Or will I (?)
uoy.ton.sti.dna.eciohc.sih.edam.sah.eh.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Get Over It
" True Love is neither physical, nor romantic. It is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be and will not be"
Is it LOVE, INFATUATION or LUST?
Angels:
You'll never know what the future holds for you. Only know to what extent u should fight it, and when to end it - L
Subjective. I dont know - T
KamaSutra @ Laundry Bar
Ok, I have solid ten minutes to just write sumthing on the blog and be done with it.
What to write? What to write??
Ok. So we were at Pavilion yesterday evening proly for about 10minutes. Seriously.
We were suppose to meet Aleef (Like a Leaf Falling From A tree - pikap line siot!) and her gAY partner, eh , friend kat Pavilion. Tapi tak jadi. For what reason ntah. Oh ye. She went to the tailor. Zip bAju kurung dia koyak. And she has no fucking idea how to fix it. Her Mom left her at home with Kak Ton and Ayah, and she ate ketiak kambing last nite for buka puasa. WTF?
Ok, I have another 4 mins left before I start to scribble somthing on the paper. Kenkonon busy la. Owh, then we went to rumah "orang daun" coz Totedo wanted to make purchase of Daun's belongings. Unfortunately, Daun didn't want to sell he bags (like I can fit into a size 14?) so I studied the KamaSutra and learnt a few moves and what not. Daun said she'll make a color copy of the Kama for me, and I insisted them ring bind! Kau tebuk la sendiri cik lipap. Kak Ton jumpa kaaaannnggg..haaa..
Where was Totedo when all the great scenes took place?
Owh. krrrooogghhh.hkroorrhhhh..
We left Gombak at 6.30 and got to EDEN by 7.00. Not bad. Good buffet spread. Dosh. Hungry. We took some pics berlatarkan Pavilion. KL is like Vegas. No kidding. Fucking proud of it.
Ok, its 9.34. Dah terlebih quota masa. But heck, like I care.
So on Saturday, we went to Focus to polish our crowns. Totedo says "takpe la, aku teman korang je" and I respected her decision. She went to Valley with Lenn coz Lenn had to do her crown too (sweet, elegant looking Lenn now. Thumbs up!).
Tedo came to us with her chic looking BJ hair. Fucker! I swear on my Grandpa GrandMa's grave aku tamau percaya remarks2 kau dah.
So at 5.15pm we went to Pudu to pick up my babe. Sent leaf to Permata, and came back to Ampang to pick up the laundry. Sempat lagi tukar baju dalam toilet Amoi tu. Then pegi Swarzkloftlapepet coz Jojoi wanted to trim his bush. ops. hair.
Malam, we had dinner at Kadiaq, with a bunch of strangers I dont even know. They came in pairs, but we came as triplets. We received two wedding invitations on the same nite from Tajul and Hakim. Wedding bells everywhere. Depress ke tosh? Tak kot..
Went back to his place. He had his bath and we left for Laundry Bar.
I couldn't breathe. Was that made on purpose? Nope.
I was crushed.
Its now 9.50 and I just don't care anymore.
What to write? What to write??
Ok. So we were at Pavilion yesterday evening proly for about 10minutes. Seriously.
We were suppose to meet Aleef (Like a Leaf Falling From A tree - pikap line siot!) and her gAY partner, eh , friend kat Pavilion. Tapi tak jadi. For what reason ntah. Oh ye. She went to the tailor. Zip bAju kurung dia koyak. And she has no fucking idea how to fix it. Her Mom left her at home with Kak Ton and Ayah, and she ate ketiak kambing last nite for buka puasa. WTF?
Ok, I have another 4 mins left before I start to scribble somthing on the paper. Kenkonon busy la. Owh, then we went to rumah "orang daun" coz Totedo wanted to make purchase of Daun's belongings. Unfortunately, Daun didn't want to sell he bags (like I can fit into a size 14?) so I studied the KamaSutra and learnt a few moves and what not. Daun said she'll make a color copy of the Kama for me, and I insisted them ring bind! Kau tebuk la sendiri cik lipap. Kak Ton jumpa kaaaannnggg..haaa..
Where was Totedo when all the great scenes took place?
Owh. krrrooogghhh.hkroorrhhhh..
We left Gombak at 6.30 and got to EDEN by 7.00. Not bad. Good buffet spread. Dosh. Hungry. We took some pics berlatarkan Pavilion. KL is like Vegas. No kidding. Fucking proud of it.
Ok, its 9.34. Dah terlebih quota masa. But heck, like I care.
So on Saturday, we went to Focus to polish our crowns. Totedo says "takpe la, aku teman korang je" and I respected her decision. She went to Valley with Lenn coz Lenn had to do her crown too (sweet, elegant looking Lenn now. Thumbs up!).
Tedo came to us with her chic looking BJ hair. Fucker! I swear on my Grandpa GrandMa's grave aku tamau percaya remarks2 kau dah.
So at 5.15pm we went to Pudu to pick up my babe. Sent leaf to Permata, and came back to Ampang to pick up the laundry. Sempat lagi tukar baju dalam toilet Amoi tu. Then pegi Swarzkloftlapepet coz Jojoi wanted to trim his bush. ops. hair.
Malam, we had dinner at Kadiaq, with a bunch of strangers I dont even know. They came in pairs, but we came as triplets. We received two wedding invitations on the same nite from Tajul and Hakim. Wedding bells everywhere. Depress ke tosh? Tak kot..
Went back to his place. He had his bath and we left for Laundry Bar.
I couldn't breathe. Was that made on purpose? Nope.
I was crushed.
Its now 9.50 and I just don't care anymore.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Planet Hollywood Kuala Lumpur
Buffet at RM33 ++
Goodness! I've never been happier my entire life. It was trillion times better than Tioman.
Now Tioman means NOTHING to me. (except for some memories I shall treasure still).
Superceeded.
It was Ungku Hezlen @ Bieyort's farewell do. Thanks to Aleefa Ali, everything went smoothly.Takda cacat cela langsung. The Gift. The Card (tq toty). The Buffet Line. The Laughters. The Kisses. The Picture Sessions (was the best part- sory Tot).
So we arrived at Planet at 6.35 p.m. JOi bawak kereta, kalau me or Tot, rasa bukak pose dalam keta dah. Despite the jam lahanat sgale, we made it to Planet FROM Ampang in 10 minutes. Thanks to our Pemandu Cekap Berhemah.
Cik Melah got parked right in front of Planet. Ingat Valet ke??JOi went up the curb and suddenly....
*cccrrrraaaakkkkkk....
ok, i got the hint. keta tak seimbang. ada 114kg kat belah kiri keta, and 35kg kat belah kanan keta. Cik Melah's tummy tersagat kat curb. We feel you, cik Melah. We do. Heh.
So I got the honour of being the first to sign the card. It was a huuggee yellow card with many babai(s) written on it. We found Alep in her Turqoise Vogue outfit, and walked in. Pookey-Mark sempit. We had 13 chairs, stuck to a table of three. Ha, do the math la. Aku macam dah terselit kat celah jamban.
But we managed. I made JOi the table leader so that aku tak rimas tengok dia rimas. So problem solved. Masa tu line orang berator dah macam beli tiket bas (like i've experienced it b4 ke?).. panjang gila line, dah tak nampak food kat mana.
So we beratur jugak la amek nasik. the food range was overwhelming. Didn't expect a RM33++ buffet would be that good. The Tiramisu was a killer. Thumbs up Alep for the excellent venue of choice! Tepuk anak jin..thenenene.nenene..(we seriously have to stop doin that, peeps. 25! 25!)
Then everyone came. except for Mr.K & partner. Oh, there's this cute adorable new friend of ours by the name of Raihana.. And there's Rashid & Nazri * wink wink. Damit. Serong.
So the rest was history la. Our table was like havoc gila. Di mana ada Kurshiah, di situ adanya kekacauan. Oh ye, build rapport with some of the waiter/waitresses..Siap ada waiter jaga table kita. Zack nama dia kan. Ngeh. :) The bill came up to RM 375.00. After paying Alep's & Tot's dues, we had extra of RM60 so off we went to "kalah-ok".
The singing session was great. Siap nari2 lagi. Nazri's voice macam classic gila. We left at about midnite.
Ok. when that happened, a very dear friend of mine was crying inside :(
Shit.
I nearly cried when I gave her the fatty bom bom hug.
You'll be ocay, dear. U have US.
Goodness! I've never been happier my entire life. It was trillion times better than Tioman.
Now Tioman means NOTHING to me. (except for some memories I shall treasure still).
Superceeded.
It was Ungku Hezlen @ Bieyort's farewell do. Thanks to Aleefa Ali, everything went smoothly.Takda cacat cela langsung. The Gift. The Card (tq toty). The Buffet Line. The Laughters. The Kisses. The Picture Sessions (was the best part- sory Tot).
So we arrived at Planet at 6.35 p.m. JOi bawak kereta, kalau me or Tot, rasa bukak pose dalam keta dah. Despite the jam lahanat sgale, we made it to Planet FROM Ampang in 10 minutes. Thanks to our Pemandu Cekap Berhemah.
Cik Melah got parked right in front of Planet. Ingat Valet ke??JOi went up the curb and suddenly....
*cccrrrraaaakkkkkk....
ok, i got the hint. keta tak seimbang. ada 114kg kat belah kiri keta, and 35kg kat belah kanan keta. Cik Melah's tummy tersagat kat curb. We feel you, cik Melah. We do. Heh.
So I got the honour of being the first to sign the card. It was a huuggee yellow card with many babai(s) written on it. We found Alep in her Turqoise Vogue outfit, and walked in. Pookey-Mark sempit. We had 13 chairs, stuck to a table of three. Ha, do the math la. Aku macam dah terselit kat celah jamban.
But we managed. I made JOi the table leader so that aku tak rimas tengok dia rimas. So problem solved. Masa tu line orang berator dah macam beli tiket bas (like i've experienced it b4 ke?).. panjang gila line, dah tak nampak food kat mana.
So we beratur jugak la amek nasik. the food range was overwhelming. Didn't expect a RM33++ buffet would be that good. The Tiramisu was a killer. Thumbs up Alep for the excellent venue of choice! Tepuk anak jin..thenenene.nenene..(we seriously have to stop doin that, peeps. 25! 25!)
Then everyone came. except for Mr.K & partner. Oh, there's this cute adorable new friend of ours by the name of Raihana.. And there's Rashid & Nazri * wink wink. Damit. Serong.
So the rest was history la. Our table was like havoc gila. Di mana ada Kurshiah, di situ adanya kekacauan. Oh ye, build rapport with some of the waiter/waitresses..Siap ada waiter jaga table kita. Zack nama dia kan. Ngeh. :) The bill came up to RM 375.00. After paying Alep's & Tot's dues, we had extra of RM60 so off we went to "kalah-ok".
The singing session was great. Siap nari2 lagi. Nazri's voice macam classic gila. We left at about midnite.
Ok. when that happened, a very dear friend of mine was crying inside :(
Shit.
I nearly cried when I gave her the fatty bom bom hug.
You'll be ocay, dear. U have US.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Hot Momma
Mystery solved.
For the past one week, I've encountered frequent visits of baby lipas, i repeat, baby lipas besaq taik idung at my work station.
Not that I have food at my desk. My workstation is so neat that people wud think gua makan gaji buta tiap2 bulan, if u know what I mean. So mana datangnya baby2 roach tu?
As I was about to yawn** (yeah, aku pose. tak caya?) then I saw this two rambut bergerak2 from the partition. Then I saw the tip of the cock eehh..cockroach's head.. main bachak-bachak pulak.
Aku pun jerit.....weeeeeeeee....
Aku mengeellabbaaaa..Aku spray dgn SALON PLAS.
Yes, ubat kaki kejang..mampos mabuk lipas tu.
I hate to say this, but I hope the mom dies.
For the past one week, I've encountered frequent visits of baby lipas, i repeat, baby lipas besaq taik idung at my work station.
Not that I have food at my desk. My workstation is so neat that people wud think gua makan gaji buta tiap2 bulan, if u know what I mean. So mana datangnya baby2 roach tu?
As I was about to yawn** (yeah, aku pose. tak caya?) then I saw this two rambut bergerak2 from the partition. Then I saw the tip of the cock eehh..cockroach's head.. main bachak-bachak pulak.
Aku pun jerit.....weeeeeeeee....
Aku mengeellabbaaaa..Aku spray dgn SALON PLAS.
Yes, ubat kaki kejang..mampos mabuk lipas tu.
I hate to say this, but I hope the mom dies.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Celah Gayah
Cik Gayah got hurt a week ago by some fat arse bald men with a parang.
Well , things happen and I'm gald I was quiet calm when I discovered Cik Gayah's wound. Gila bangang pecahkan both tingkap (satu dah laaa..mengong). They ripped off Cik Gayah's heart (perit kot) and tinggal wayar2 je. Estimated loss : RM2000
I was quite surprised I didn't menjerit or what not. Masa nampak tu, macam rasa "hmmm..dah agak dah nak kena" coz I actually felt it before I left the car depan Talentpoint that night. Dah la park kat depan jalan besar, bawah lampu, tepi car wash pulak tu. I took the precaution of not parking my car kat dark alleys, still kena jugak. Ada kuasa Halimunan kot..
I sort of can trust my gut feeling these days. But I don't know if it is still valid 5 years down the road. But while it lasted, thank god. macam boleh expect la so dapat la menerima hakikat.
I was still ocay, but when I texted JOi as I was about to approach Desa 288, it wrote:
text :babe, keta gua kena pecah
He called immediately, and the moment I heard his voice, I couldn't even speak. Lenguh, lemah,
berpinau, mengigil sume ada. Lucky berdua with Tot.Then I waited in front of his car and was then sedih tuhan je tau.
I was scared of Ish actually. Called Hanan and he told me exactly what to do. But masa tu, cakap apa pun tak jalan la. I waited still. Berpeluh satu badan. Rasa nak muntah pun ada jugak. Tapi tahan.Tahan.
Then we drove to Balai Polis Ampang. Made the police report and they wanted to do post-mortem at Balai Polis Pudu coz Suzis' area is under them. JOi told me not to go, coz not as if I could claim for Insurance. Wasting of time.
Lennie & Aidil were such an angel. They came that nite to the police station. When you're in desperate need (of support), and whoever yang ada with us masa tu, u know they are the 'precious' ones. Tau la sapa yang ikhlas. Dot.
The next morning I told my bro and the rest was history la. short of telling me " u sooo need to marry, sista". I know, life macam takda hala tuju.Then I picked up Tot and pegi vacuum keta. and I had a deep cut on my right thumb because of the kaca. Tot became the Nurse. Tengah darah mengalir, the phone rang:
J: Sapa suruh lu vacuum?
S: Lu yang suruh vacuum kan semalam..
J: Laa, sapa pulak suruh vacumm sendiri..Kan gua kata, buat kat kedai nanti. Kan dah...
Sigh*
That nite I met his family again after a year.
Classic Alep: "Kau nak aku datang NOW ke?" --like 15 hours later. (I so appreciate that u called, Lepap.Tq)
Thanks peeps.
Well , things happen and I'm gald I was quiet calm when I discovered Cik Gayah's wound. Gila bangang pecahkan both tingkap (satu dah laaa..mengong). They ripped off Cik Gayah's heart (perit kot) and tinggal wayar2 je. Estimated loss : RM2000
I was quite surprised I didn't menjerit or what not. Masa nampak tu, macam rasa "hmmm..dah agak dah nak kena" coz I actually felt it before I left the car depan Talentpoint that night. Dah la park kat depan jalan besar, bawah lampu, tepi car wash pulak tu. I took the precaution of not parking my car kat dark alleys, still kena jugak. Ada kuasa Halimunan kot..
I sort of can trust my gut feeling these days. But I don't know if it is still valid 5 years down the road. But while it lasted, thank god. macam boleh expect la so dapat la menerima hakikat.
I was still ocay, but when I texted JOi as I was about to approach Desa 288, it wrote:
text :babe, keta gua kena pecah
He called immediately, and the moment I heard his voice, I couldn't even speak. Lenguh, lemah,
berpinau, mengigil sume ada. Lucky berdua with Tot.Then I waited in front of his car and was then sedih tuhan je tau.
I was scared of Ish actually. Called Hanan and he told me exactly what to do. But masa tu, cakap apa pun tak jalan la. I waited still. Berpeluh satu badan. Rasa nak muntah pun ada jugak. Tapi tahan.Tahan.
Then we drove to Balai Polis Ampang. Made the police report and they wanted to do post-mortem at Balai Polis Pudu coz Suzis' area is under them. JOi told me not to go, coz not as if I could claim for Insurance. Wasting of time.
Lennie & Aidil were such an angel. They came that nite to the police station. When you're in desperate need (of support), and whoever yang ada with us masa tu, u know they are the 'precious' ones. Tau la sapa yang ikhlas. Dot.
The next morning I told my bro and the rest was history la. short of telling me " u sooo need to marry, sista". I know, life macam takda hala tuju.Then I picked up Tot and pegi vacuum keta. and I had a deep cut on my right thumb because of the kaca. Tot became the Nurse. Tengah darah mengalir, the phone rang:
J: Sapa suruh lu vacuum?
S: Lu yang suruh vacuum kan semalam..
J: Laa, sapa pulak suruh vacumm sendiri..Kan gua kata, buat kat kedai nanti. Kan dah...
Sigh*
That nite I met his family again after a year.
Classic Alep: "Kau nak aku datang NOW ke?" --like 15 hours later. (I so appreciate that u called, Lepap.Tq)
Thanks peeps.
"Vavankulo"
I hope Im right, or else im just membodohkan diri if Achap or Ezlani happen to come across this blog.
Had berbuka puasa at teratak last nite with a bunch of 'TUNKU's i didnt even know. Apparently they're my long lost relatives from some Sultanate (whut?). So cooked my 'killer' Tom Yam which had shreaded chicken, fish ball thothong, gizard, carrots, tomats, and some other sampah sarap. Rating: 8/10 (sendiri masak maaa..from scratch tau!)
45 minutes of cooking was tiring, I wonder how Granny managed her entire life sitting in the kitchen and made my tummy into the size of Romania. Granny's speacialty were Masak Kuning (lomak cili api), Ayam Masak Kicap (shipped to Europe), Kari Daging, Masak Kurma (lennie, air liur aku keluar) , Chicken Chop Oriental Style & Karipap. She even made roti canai for family breakfast (14 in the family) and bile masa ntah benda tu siap. like magic, everything was already on the table.
The men in my family cooks better than us, the ladies.. My brother,Shariz and both my uncles Dhofil & Usham stock 'turun padang' and wifes macam potong2 sayur and kemas je. So to me, if my guy cannot cook agak masalah sikit la. But again, tu diorang..
Ok, so back to my tomyam. It tasted goooooddd...masam, masin sume cukup. Thot of repeating the same dish tonite. Will see.
Lepaked with JOi, Achap and Ezlani. Ezlani thot us some really dirty stuff in Greek/Italian/French. Too much of it, I could only remember Vavankulo which means.....hmmmm..."fcuk" kot. See! I've got such short term memory! Why ah?
I felt Achap's abdomen (perghh) and it felt like roti potato carrefour, yang Bantat*. Gila keras like my wooden floors. Just got to know Ezlani did "Sports Management" kat Swiss (that reminded me again for the zillionth time that I'm leaving for Paris/Swiss in April). Gempak gak la. Insan terpilih kot. We bitched about Mr. IqSh yang memang spoil brat and he's worth RM60 Million. MAti Idop balik pun, duit tu tak habis. I came to realise that I know so much about IqSh I might as well marry him hahaha..
The best part was after loosing all the weight (a total of 53kg @ 116.6 pounds), I was at KLCC with JOi masa tu (yearssss ago) and we bumped into IqSh & Jossie. Ternganga mamat tu and macam pandang 80 kali kan. huhuhu.felt good. alah, itu dulu. If jumpa sekarang, mahu muntah hijau Iqsh.
Oh ye. I just bought tis mata biru. I mean : coloured contact lenses. Gampang jugak la.
Buat la apa pun tosh, u still look like a hippo.
Shosh a/p Suzis
Had berbuka puasa at teratak last nite with a bunch of 'TUNKU's i didnt even know. Apparently they're my long lost relatives from some Sultanate (whut?). So cooked my 'killer' Tom Yam which had shreaded chicken, fish ball thothong, gizard, carrots, tomats, and some other sampah sarap. Rating: 8/10 (sendiri masak maaa..from scratch tau!)
45 minutes of cooking was tiring, I wonder how Granny managed her entire life sitting in the kitchen and made my tummy into the size of Romania. Granny's speacialty were Masak Kuning (lomak cili api), Ayam Masak Kicap (shipped to Europe), Kari Daging, Masak Kurma (lennie, air liur aku keluar) , Chicken Chop Oriental Style & Karipap. She even made roti canai for family breakfast (14 in the family) and bile masa ntah benda tu siap. like magic, everything was already on the table.
The men in my family cooks better than us, the ladies.. My brother,Shariz and both my uncles Dhofil & Usham stock 'turun padang' and wifes macam potong2 sayur and kemas je. So to me, if my guy cannot cook agak masalah sikit la. But again, tu diorang..
Ok, so back to my tomyam. It tasted goooooddd...masam, masin sume cukup. Thot of repeating the same dish tonite. Will see.
Lepaked with JOi, Achap and Ezlani. Ezlani thot us some really dirty stuff in Greek/Italian/French. Too much of it, I could only remember Vavankulo which means.....hmmmm..."fcuk" kot. See! I've got such short term memory! Why ah?
I felt Achap's abdomen (perghh) and it felt like roti potato carrefour, yang Bantat*. Gila keras like my wooden floors. Just got to know Ezlani did "Sports Management" kat Swiss (that reminded me again for the zillionth time that I'm leaving for Paris/Swiss in April). Gempak gak la. Insan terpilih kot. We bitched about Mr. IqSh yang memang spoil brat and he's worth RM60 Million. MAti Idop balik pun, duit tu tak habis. I came to realise that I know so much about IqSh I might as well marry him hahaha..
The best part was after loosing all the weight (a total of 53kg @ 116.6 pounds), I was at KLCC with JOi masa tu (yearssss ago) and we bumped into IqSh & Jossie. Ternganga mamat tu and macam pandang 80 kali kan. huhuhu.felt good. alah, itu dulu. If jumpa sekarang, mahu muntah hijau Iqsh.
Oh ye. I just bought tis mata biru. I mean : coloured contact lenses. Gampang jugak la.
Buat la apa pun tosh, u still look like a hippo.
Shosh a/p Suzis
Sunday, September 23, 2007
RoTi Nun sAtu, MaChaa!
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) . It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical . Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you!
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) . It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical . Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you!
PoOkey Momma My Socks
Ok, I haven't posted anything for quite a while now.
Busy? Hmph not really. Not that I'm productive/efficient @ work, I just don't feel like blogging.
I'm at my work station, am suppose to submit a report to bossy for approval. I guess I'm just hungry and didn't have my Tosai Masala and Ayam Tandoori Peha last nite so Im cranky. Sorta.
I'll stop. My tummy dah bunyi lagu Timbaland. LAter.
p/s: Betul kan stokin pun blushing? Bodho ke apa?
Busy? Hmph not really. Not that I'm productive/efficient @ work, I just don't feel like blogging.
I'm at my work station, am suppose to submit a report to bossy for approval. I guess I'm just hungry and didn't have my Tosai Masala and Ayam Tandoori Peha last nite so Im cranky. Sorta.
I'll stop. My tummy dah bunyi lagu Timbaland. LAter.
p/s: Betul kan stokin pun blushing? Bodho ke apa?
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Bottomless Tostada Chips or Tosai Masala?
Penat sungguh hari pertama berpuasa.
Ok, woke up for sahur and had one glass of plain water, buat syarat and pasang niat (huh?).
I slept again. Then I woke up at 6.45am feeling all shitty and only I know why. at 7am, I took the car keys and thot of visiting Annan M.D. But I called Tot instead.
Tot was all set to go to work when I took out my magic wand and TIBA-TIBA Tot "tunduk pada kehendak ku"..pundekk ayamm!!..
Then I came home and had my bath. Tot came and we watched Knocked Up coz it was raining.
Please refer to Tot's blog for more stupid stories. Dr. Amran macam lama kat chikubi aku. It felt cold .. Aku malas nak cite. Tak aku lapar.
I want my Tosai Masala.
I love Tosai Masala more than Bottomless Tostada.
Yes, its much cheaper. But full of taste. Get what I mean?
Bodho. Dah la Tosh. Aku sendiri bosan dengar.
Hahaha. Chomolott skeettt..
Ok, woke up for sahur and had one glass of plain water, buat syarat and pasang niat (huh?).
I slept again. Then I woke up at 6.45am feeling all shitty and only I know why. at 7am, I took the car keys and thot of visiting Annan M.D. But I called Tot instead.
Tot was all set to go to work when I took out my magic wand and TIBA-TIBA Tot "tunduk pada kehendak ku"..pundekk ayamm!!..
Then I came home and had my bath. Tot came and we watched Knocked Up coz it was raining.
Please refer to Tot's blog for more stupid stories. Dr. Amran macam lama kat chikubi aku. It felt cold .. Aku malas nak cite. Tak aku lapar.
I want my Tosai Masala.
I love Tosai Masala more than Bottomless Tostada.
Yes, its much cheaper. But full of taste. Get what I mean?
Bodho. Dah la Tosh. Aku sendiri bosan dengar.
Hahaha. Chomolott skeettt..
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Love Supply
If only I could be as strong and concrete as my LOVE for him to fight my obesity issues.
Love is like Food . Am not getting any of it tho :(
Not anymore.. Bekalan terputus.
Selamat Berpuasa.
-Hot babe (ke?)
*spoke on the phone and tried to sound breezy..blurgh. sampai bile wey?
Love is like Food . Am not getting any of it tho :(
Not anymore.. Bekalan terputus.
Selamat Berpuasa.
-Hot babe (ke?)
*spoke on the phone and tried to sound breezy..blurgh. sampai bile wey?
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Epilogue. Chapter. The End
Met a stranger last nite at HR. Middle aged men.
Stranger: I can tell that you have been loving this particular person for yearssss..and it hurts ain't it?
Me : WTF?
Stranger: But he doesnt love you.
Me: OK.
*Hakdush!
There's more to it. Ltr.
Stranger: I can tell that you have been loving this particular person for yearssss..and it hurts ain't it?
Me : WTF?
Stranger: But he doesnt love you.
Me: OK.
*Hakdush!
There's more to it. Ltr.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Debab Gemok Itu lah Saya
Pada suatu hari, sang kancil bersama kura2 ....eyp! silap.
Thtothong sekalian. Sunday's outing was fun kan?
Me & Tot went to fOcus and got pampered for like 2 hours. Tot actually slept on the chair and tersengguk dah macam nak cium kepala lutut. NEVER do that again biotch. Aku takut betul kau tertido during love making. Tak ke? Owh lupa. Ruggers on the move. (Em, heheheh)
Then tia the 'queen of all kimputs' called to ask if we want to go to Curve carik makanan Itali. Gampang. That's so far. But since we were bloody hungry, we drove to her place and hopped in her keta wira.. ada jugak usha-usha if ada org tinggalkan McD atas keta dia (lapar, kan?) tapi takde. hampa dowh.
Ok, im merepeking. We reached Curve and it was pretty easy to get a spot to park the car. Sampai dalam Italianics (my first time), they served bread with minyak and kicap which tasted like cekodok pisang. no kidding. Tia ordered Spaghett Meatball (complex carbo) and me and Tot shared promodoro. Rating : 3/10.
So alip came and ordered olio. And we moved to Big Apple. then to Baskin. then to Starbucks. Nirma came and omigod, SHE had LOST sum WEIGHT! Am so proud of her, badan dah susut and she looked smaller.Go Nirm!
And we made tis stoopid lawak "put that down" coz Nirm was forcing herself to gulp the bbq chicken pau. Then ntah cemana alip pun had her boobs melimpah while talking to Kerr & Semaq and without thinking i said "put det down".
tak la lawak mana pun.
Thtothong sekalian. Sunday's outing was fun kan?
Me & Tot went to fOcus and got pampered for like 2 hours. Tot actually slept on the chair and tersengguk dah macam nak cium kepala lutut. NEVER do that again biotch. Aku takut betul kau tertido during love making. Tak ke? Owh lupa. Ruggers on the move. (Em, heheheh)
Then tia the 'queen of all kimputs' called to ask if we want to go to Curve carik makanan Itali. Gampang. That's so far. But since we were bloody hungry, we drove to her place and hopped in her keta wira.. ada jugak usha-usha if ada org tinggalkan McD atas keta dia (lapar, kan?) tapi takde. hampa dowh.
Ok, im merepeking. We reached Curve and it was pretty easy to get a spot to park the car. Sampai dalam Italianics (my first time), they served bread with minyak and kicap which tasted like cekodok pisang. no kidding. Tia ordered Spaghett Meatball (complex carbo) and me and Tot shared promodoro. Rating : 3/10.
So alip came and ordered olio. And we moved to Big Apple. then to Baskin. then to Starbucks. Nirma came and omigod, SHE had LOST sum WEIGHT! Am so proud of her, badan dah susut and she looked smaller.Go Nirm!
And we made tis stoopid lawak "put that down" coz Nirm was forcing herself to gulp the bbq chicken pau. Then ntah cemana alip pun had her boobs melimpah while talking to Kerr & Semaq and without thinking i said "put det down".
tak la lawak mana pun.
PaRis in LOve
My flights confirmed as follows:
Departure : MH 20 01APR 2 KLUCDG HK1 2325 0605 02APR
Arrival : MH21 10APR 4 CDGKUL HK1 1200 0725 11APR
So I guess I'm going to PAris. LAnding in PAris at 0605, boleh tahan nak nangis la. sure cantik gila. We went to MATTA Fair on Saturday after my Hari Sukan PUNB. Chowed early and met the dingos at McD Jetty. I enjoyed my chicken and TOt took pictures of my foot. Takpe..takpe..debab kau kita belum tengok lagi. then stayed with tia, and JOi came.
Picked up Tunku Elisha at the club, then gerak to PWTC. The traffic was massive, but since we had no choice but to redah, so we did. It rained heavily, but alah, hujan = water jerh. Bukan asid.
We had no clue on how to search for the tix. meraba2 jugak la. most of the travel agents jual Free& Easy packages. but we only wanted the airline tickets. Orang mcm semut, but dengan skill "Bulldoze in Gay Clubs" , we managed.
Haha, since we're on that topic, i enjoyed La Queen but was freaking scared (partly on behalf of JOi, as i didnt care much about Kalos coz he ain't got a butt). It was stuffy, good looking mens were everywhere (the stairs, the toilet, the beds) but with no desire for women. So he held my hand throughout the nite, which I thot was really sweet* (or he just wanted the gays to comprehend that he's straight) :)
Whatever. But it felt right.
We came down to the bar, bought ayaq setan and the rest was history. heheh, punya la koboi style, JOi requested for tall glasses and they gave him the short glasses. ingat minum ribena di Hari Raya ke? bodho. we lost alip,tot, tia and kal. after our 5th bottle, we went up. squeezing thru..squeezing thru..hehehe..MB. MB. MB.
Like gampangs, alip, tot, tia, bieyot, kalos were in the bed area yang teramat lah selesa with aircond, rasa nak belasah diorang pun ada jugak..then JOi met his friends, and I was busy fucuking kalos (against the wall?). Really? No.
Am from Clark Hatch is so gay. Omigod. hmph, not surprised pun. buat2 terkejut la. cool.
Then we went down to the dancefloor. First time dgr lagu Siti Nurhaliza & Amy MAstura kat club. We danced near the speaker, and I couldn't breathe coz I'm 4 kaki. dot.. It was nearly 3am. I told them to chow coz takot DBKL jual aiskrim...he pulled my hand again* and we walked out. told me to be careful. if ikutkan, tak perlu pun kimput kalau berfikiran secara waras. tapi dada macam nak runtuh tuhan je tau.
Nak kencing la mengong!! Yang korang pergi claim coke tu ngaper?? Rob la tepon. Alip pulak dah macam 4 jam stuck kat tangga (yeah right). lutut dah goyang dah, if i had the hose like mens do, I wud have just peed at the pasu bunga. Unfortunately, I have no such ability. Suruh peepee kat Cabana Inn .toilet sumbat. So kencing kat Hotel 5 bintang tepi ofith lammee..
We went to Suzis for supper cum breakfast. Alip gila cool macam sarjan.. Kalos stole the moment of fame (duduk bawah spot light baca ABC) and JOi remained a step behind (which i felt was darn sexy). Not as if he cared kot. Not sure though. But he definitely got my attention la. yawn#..what else is new kan?
Burger Special 'takda cheese' vs. Teh Bunga.
I won't be here for his birthday.
Askar-askar ku sekalian, be prepared!! Mantapkan stamina anda.
PARIS in LOVe.
Departure : MH 20 01APR 2 KLUCDG HK1 2325 0605 02APR
Arrival : MH21 10APR 4 CDGKUL HK1 1200 0725 11APR
So I guess I'm going to PAris. LAnding in PAris at 0605, boleh tahan nak nangis la. sure cantik gila. We went to MATTA Fair on Saturday after my Hari Sukan PUNB. Chowed early and met the dingos at McD Jetty. I enjoyed my chicken and TOt took pictures of my foot. Takpe..takpe..debab kau kita belum tengok lagi. then stayed with tia, and JOi came.
Picked up Tunku Elisha at the club, then gerak to PWTC. The traffic was massive, but since we had no choice but to redah, so we did. It rained heavily, but alah, hujan = water jerh. Bukan asid.
We had no clue on how to search for the tix. meraba2 jugak la. most of the travel agents jual Free& Easy packages. but we only wanted the airline tickets. Orang mcm semut, but dengan skill "Bulldoze in Gay Clubs" , we managed.
Haha, since we're on that topic, i enjoyed La Queen but was freaking scared (partly on behalf of JOi, as i didnt care much about Kalos coz he ain't got a butt). It was stuffy, good looking mens were everywhere (the stairs, the toilet, the beds) but with no desire for women. So he held my hand throughout the nite, which I thot was really sweet* (or he just wanted the gays to comprehend that he's straight) :)
Whatever. But it felt right.
We came down to the bar, bought ayaq setan and the rest was history. heheh, punya la koboi style, JOi requested for tall glasses and they gave him the short glasses. ingat minum ribena di Hari Raya ke? bodho. we lost alip,tot, tia and kal. after our 5th bottle, we went up. squeezing thru..squeezing thru..hehehe..MB. MB. MB.
Like gampangs, alip, tot, tia, bieyot, kalos were in the bed area yang teramat lah selesa with aircond, rasa nak belasah diorang pun ada jugak..then JOi met his friends, and I was busy fucuking kalos (against the wall?). Really? No.
Am from Clark Hatch is so gay. Omigod. hmph, not surprised pun. buat2 terkejut la. cool.
Then we went down to the dancefloor. First time dgr lagu Siti Nurhaliza & Amy MAstura kat club. We danced near the speaker, and I couldn't breathe coz I'm 4 kaki. dot.. It was nearly 3am. I told them to chow coz takot DBKL jual aiskrim...he pulled my hand again* and we walked out. told me to be careful. if ikutkan, tak perlu pun kimput kalau berfikiran secara waras. tapi dada macam nak runtuh tuhan je tau.
Nak kencing la mengong!! Yang korang pergi claim coke tu ngaper?? Rob la tepon. Alip pulak dah macam 4 jam stuck kat tangga (yeah right). lutut dah goyang dah, if i had the hose like mens do, I wud have just peed at the pasu bunga. Unfortunately, I have no such ability. Suruh peepee kat Cabana Inn .toilet sumbat. So kencing kat Hotel 5 bintang tepi ofith lammee..
We went to Suzis for supper cum breakfast. Alip gila cool macam sarjan.. Kalos stole the moment of fame (duduk bawah spot light baca ABC) and JOi remained a step behind (which i felt was darn sexy). Not as if he cared kot. Not sure though. But he definitely got my attention la. yawn#..what else is new kan?
Burger Special 'takda cheese' vs. Teh Bunga.
I won't be here for his birthday.
Askar-askar ku sekalian, be prepared!! Mantapkan stamina anda.
PARIS in LOVe.
The Three Musketeers
Tot. JOi. Tosh.
We had a short dinner at mummy's place (that's what I call suzis now-dah macam makan kat ghumah). Just the three of us.
It felt like old days, when things were easy. We had each other ALL THE TIME, waking up and tak sempat buat ape, terus "ok, cepat siap. lagi 5 min sampai"..gua rasa macam baru je hantar rumah, dah kena angkat balik.
As usual, I always get to be the one yang kena buli. Tot & JOi will find ways to make me go "uwaaaaa...". Like yesterday, they forced me to gulung-gulung tangan in the air. WTF? Yes, Tot, doing that in Suzis in your chic CIMB Aviva tee, kau nampak macam Miss World..JOi nampak mcm Mr.KL. tapi dia dah memang handsome. seluar ketat tak tahan aku tengok.
Then we got to mengimbau kisah dulu2.like what happened a year ago, things were FUCKING BAD (capital letters, bold,highlighted)..but now, things are falling into place, finally. So people, have faith in whatever you do.
Yes, don't put up hope. But always have faith.
Go figure.
We had a short dinner at mummy's place (that's what I call suzis now-dah macam makan kat ghumah). Just the three of us.
It felt like old days, when things were easy. We had each other ALL THE TIME, waking up and tak sempat buat ape, terus "ok, cepat siap. lagi 5 min sampai"..gua rasa macam baru je hantar rumah, dah kena angkat balik.
As usual, I always get to be the one yang kena buli. Tot & JOi will find ways to make me go "uwaaaaa...". Like yesterday, they forced me to gulung-gulung tangan in the air. WTF? Yes, Tot, doing that in Suzis in your chic CIMB Aviva tee, kau nampak macam Miss World..JOi nampak mcm Mr.KL. tapi dia dah memang handsome. seluar ketat tak tahan aku tengok.
Then we got to mengimbau kisah dulu2.like what happened a year ago, things were FUCKING BAD (capital letters, bold,highlighted)..but now, things are falling into place, finally. So people, have faith in whatever you do.
Yes, don't put up hope. But always have faith.
Go figure.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Pakcik Tol : Selamat Pagi !!!
This pakcik tol Ampang-KL Elevated Highway made my day today. I was sort of mandom di ulit mimpi then suddenly he said:
..."tak nyanyi ke hari ni dik?"
terkejut berok he said that, i just smiled and sped off. Wah, takkan mereka sedar selama ni gua menyanyi terkinja2 dalam keta?! proven..a simple smile goes a long way, people. Now that I have build the rapport, Samy Vellu kena bina lebih banyak tooolllll..
I came to the office this morning feeling all happy-merry coz bossy left for YiWu, China for the sourcing mission trip with Dato' Ameer Mydin. And will only be back on the 13/9. Heaven.Then I was with Datuk CEO in the lift (8.35 a.m, shit!!) , gegel gak if he asked "apa kau dah buat dgn anak aku?" tapi being the Datuk and the professional Richard Gere he is, he kept silent and I greeted respect before getting out of the lift.
And we had this monthly meeting with him yesterday evening, memang tabik springgg kat DN coz he made us sit and listen to his speech for 1 1/2 hours. But it got very interesting la (funny with substance), eventho my pipi dah pink-pink coz I kept on slapping my face takot tido. Datuk sound awal2 if takmau dengar, resign je. Direct. I loike that.
Then came the majlis penyampaian hadiah for the June-August babies. Lahanat, kenapa la gua tak lahir Januari kan?.berpeluh ketiak...I went on stage with my "ong-ong-kedek-kedek" (baju hijau laaa..(am fond of making stupid sounds lately ni). Takut gak if tersungkur ke, terjarap langgar wire mikrofon kee, tak pasal je dapat warning letter from Princess Fiona nanti coz tak menjaga etika (drop her water face).
So tu la jadi semalam.
Ok, now im sleepy.
Selamat Hari Jumaat. Malam tadi tak main? Sunnah Nabi beb.
..."tak nyanyi ke hari ni dik?"
terkejut berok he said that, i just smiled and sped off. Wah, takkan mereka sedar selama ni gua menyanyi terkinja2 dalam keta?! proven..a simple smile goes a long way, people. Now that I have build the rapport, Samy Vellu kena bina lebih banyak tooolllll..
I came to the office this morning feeling all happy-merry coz bossy left for YiWu, China for the sourcing mission trip with Dato' Ameer Mydin. And will only be back on the 13/9. Heaven.Then I was with Datuk CEO in the lift (8.35 a.m, shit!!) , gegel gak if he asked "apa kau dah buat dgn anak aku?" tapi being the Datuk and the professional Richard Gere he is, he kept silent and I greeted respect before getting out of the lift.
And we had this monthly meeting with him yesterday evening, memang tabik springgg kat DN coz he made us sit and listen to his speech for 1 1/2 hours. But it got very interesting la (funny with substance), eventho my pipi dah pink-pink coz I kept on slapping my face takot tido. Datuk sound awal2 if takmau dengar, resign je. Direct. I loike that.
Then came the majlis penyampaian hadiah for the June-August babies. Lahanat, kenapa la gua tak lahir Januari kan?.berpeluh ketiak...I went on stage with my "ong-ong-kedek-kedek" (baju hijau laaa..(am fond of making stupid sounds lately ni). Takut gak if tersungkur ke, terjarap langgar wire mikrofon kee, tak pasal je dapat warning letter from Princess Fiona nanti coz tak menjaga etika (drop her water face).
So tu la jadi semalam.
Ok, now im sleepy.
Selamat Hari Jumaat. Malam tadi tak main? Sunnah Nabi beb.
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Cik Melah Legam meets Cik Gayah Nigaa..
Introducing Cik Melah to the world!!! Birthday : 4 Sept2007
Ok. I didn't get killed last nite. Tot handled the stick well (tapi memula meraung jugak). Lucky JOi was there. We went around town tengok-tengok lampu, from Jalan Ampang to Petronas near our place to isik minyak, koyak-ed the plastic was JOi's favourite part, then pergi Pelita KLCC, then CIMB Bank Jalan Doraisamy, then OTWC Yap Kwan Seng, then ofith baru Tot kat Maju Junction, then balik umah...
Woooo...that's a lot of driving for Tot. Kesian dia. But she handled it well. For a first timer, ain't that bad. But dah start ikot tunjok ajar tok guru meng-jerking2 keta..haaaa..buat laaa..memang kejap sangat riwayat keta kau nanti. tak sempat Cik Melah Legam masuk tadika, dah padam. macam Betik Masak..nak jual dah. tapi Betik banyak dosa. cik melah virgin. tu je la beza dia.
Came home at midnite. Then JOi tinggal kunci keta for kali ke 568,794.35 ... Maytot kena drive gi D24 (lagi sekali kesian), and found out that Joi's keys ada dgn saya (was already in kain batik, so too bad, JOi..). Pagi2 kul 7.30 pagi dah kena hantar kunci..
Gantung je kat leher lain kali, babe... Tambat. senang.
And Tot just realised that she lives in Kelantan. boohoo..
We had fun.
p/s: Lennie jangan lupa makan waffle kat PJ.. Cik Melah pick up.
Ok. I didn't get killed last nite. Tot handled the stick well (tapi memula meraung jugak). Lucky JOi was there. We went around town tengok-tengok lampu, from Jalan Ampang to Petronas near our place to isik minyak, koyak-ed the plastic was JOi's favourite part, then pergi Pelita KLCC, then CIMB Bank Jalan Doraisamy, then OTWC Yap Kwan Seng, then ofith baru Tot kat Maju Junction, then balik umah...
Woooo...that's a lot of driving for Tot. Kesian dia. But she handled it well. For a first timer, ain't that bad. But dah start ikot tunjok ajar tok guru meng-jerking2 keta..haaaa..buat laaa..memang kejap sangat riwayat keta kau nanti. tak sempat Cik Melah Legam masuk tadika, dah padam. macam Betik Masak..nak jual dah. tapi Betik banyak dosa. cik melah virgin. tu je la beza dia.
Came home at midnite. Then JOi tinggal kunci keta for kali ke 568,794.35 ... Maytot kena drive gi D24 (lagi sekali kesian), and found out that Joi's keys ada dgn saya (was already in kain batik, so too bad, JOi..). Pagi2 kul 7.30 pagi dah kena hantar kunci..
Gantung je kat leher lain kali, babe... Tambat. senang.
And Tot just realised that she lives in Kelantan. boohoo..
We had fun.
p/s: Lennie jangan lupa makan waffle kat PJ.. Cik Melah pick up.
Monday, September 3, 2007
Forever Frustrated Biatch
Food.
I love food. Food makes me happy.
Happy ke?
Really? Hmm..Not when you can't fit into you pants and have difficulites in breathing coz the seluar is too tight. Not when your friends go shopping for tiny little clothes and dresses, and all you can pick off the rack was the striped colorful bag which you thot could be your gym bag. Oh, at least, that's a start. bodo. Not when the cina kedai says you are NO 'leng-lui', lose the weight and eat losta veggies. A stranger commented. Stranger, people!!!
Its no fun when you look like mayat bloated on tot's bed, yeah, to some people it was cute. Yes, you'll be the group's baby/clown, expressing your level best to make people laugh coz that's the ONLY TOOL you have. Yes,you move to the beat, but it will never look good. Sweep the floor with the enormous butt? What was i thinking? Lucky I don't do that nemore.
No fun when you can't get what you want (dammit) coz you're just 'different' from the others. U adore your best features, but all those don't show their best just because you are trapped in that body.
You make fun of your own figure, just so you don't feel bad about your self. Having to live a quarter century with that load of fat, day in- day out, you'd learn the fact that you are just unfortunate and not blessed with a high metabolic rate. Maybe if i dont chew my food? Hmph..
I've tried everything under the sun, name it. Slimming centres (25K), diet pills, food replacements, gyms. Yeah, it worked. Yup, it FELT GOOD being small and could piggy-B on his back.But it wasn't sustainable. Alep knows. Ask her.I used to be really strong, not a single grain of rice for 18 bloody months. I could enjoy chicken breasts and veggies, which had no taste and savour the dedak kuda like it was beef pepp pizza..mana hilangnya semua itu???
Hate the fact - having to promise, but never actually started..Having to throw away traces of food, just so he won't ask. Lying? God. He's not stupid. They dont serve salads at McDonalds. And he'd realize in 6 months i'd still be the same, or even slightly bigger. And it kills me..
On Sunday, had dinner at Cozy GE with a bunch of friends, and all of a sudden that SCARY thot came outa no where. Tot said "skip the fries". Ok, I managed. Told the kakak tudung kuning to bungkus the leftovers. But ten minutes later (after harrasing kalos' chikupai) I got tired and ordered one scoop af chocy ice cream. Huh? TOSSSHHHHH!!!
Im frustrated.
For the zillionth time.
But above all, I do appreciate the fact that you guys (tot & JOi especially, and to the new ones too) are still with me regardless of me being what I am. I don't mind at all being your clown, coz having you guys around makes me HAPPY. No, not the food.
Thank you guys, for bringing the best out of me. For being there, no matter what. Those ups and downs were called life. WERE. not at present. And I don't wish to repeat.
To YOU, Thank you for granting me with a second chance. U know who u are. We're done being stupid kan.Can you handle the stick? Kami nak tido.
Scared. Butterflies everywhere. Really.
-Not so Babe
I love food. Food makes me happy.
Happy ke?
Really? Hmm..Not when you can't fit into you pants and have difficulites in breathing coz the seluar is too tight. Not when your friends go shopping for tiny little clothes and dresses, and all you can pick off the rack was the striped colorful bag which you thot could be your gym bag. Oh, at least, that's a start. bodo. Not when the cina kedai says you are NO 'leng-lui', lose the weight and eat losta veggies. A stranger commented. Stranger, people!!!
Its no fun when you look like mayat bloated on tot's bed, yeah, to some people it was cute. Yes, you'll be the group's baby/clown, expressing your level best to make people laugh coz that's the ONLY TOOL you have. Yes,you move to the beat, but it will never look good. Sweep the floor with the enormous butt? What was i thinking? Lucky I don't do that nemore.
No fun when you can't get what you want (dammit) coz you're just 'different' from the others. U adore your best features, but all those don't show their best just because you are trapped in that body.
You make fun of your own figure, just so you don't feel bad about your self. Having to live a quarter century with that load of fat, day in- day out, you'd learn the fact that you are just unfortunate and not blessed with a high metabolic rate. Maybe if i dont chew my food? Hmph..
I've tried everything under the sun, name it. Slimming centres (25K), diet pills, food replacements, gyms. Yeah, it worked. Yup, it FELT GOOD being small and could piggy-B on his back.But it wasn't sustainable. Alep knows. Ask her.I used to be really strong, not a single grain of rice for 18 bloody months. I could enjoy chicken breasts and veggies, which had no taste and savour the dedak kuda like it was beef pepp pizza..mana hilangnya semua itu???
Hate the fact - having to promise, but never actually started..Having to throw away traces of food, just so he won't ask. Lying? God. He's not stupid. They dont serve salads at McDonalds. And he'd realize in 6 months i'd still be the same, or even slightly bigger. And it kills me..
On Sunday, had dinner at Cozy GE with a bunch of friends, and all of a sudden that SCARY thot came outa no where. Tot said "skip the fries". Ok, I managed. Told the kakak tudung kuning to bungkus the leftovers. But ten minutes later (after harrasing kalos' chikupai) I got tired and ordered one scoop af chocy ice cream. Huh? TOSSSHHHHH!!!
Im frustrated.
For the zillionth time.
But above all, I do appreciate the fact that you guys (tot & JOi especially, and to the new ones too) are still with me regardless of me being what I am. I don't mind at all being your clown, coz having you guys around makes me HAPPY. No, not the food.
Thank you guys, for bringing the best out of me. For being there, no matter what. Those ups and downs were called life. WERE. not at present. And I don't wish to repeat.
To YOU, Thank you for granting me with a second chance. U know who u are. We're done being stupid kan.Can you handle the stick? Kami nak tido.
Scared. Butterflies everywhere. Really.
-Not so Babe
Tioman's Apple Juice is better than S.E.X
Swear to god, that was the 'official' drink during our visit to tioman.
The apple juice was like so refreshing that u can minum bergelas-gelas and not feel a thing. I know Alip ordered like 18 gelas. Anyhow, our trip to Tioman was fun. Really. Tolak tepi the mishaps, everything went just fine. Gelak like anak piggy (sampai terbawak2 atas darat), makan toksah cakap la. Loved every bit of it.
At first we didn't want to gerak since sapa ntah buat rumor ada kelly-eng and mellys mati bunuh membunuh..WTF? Takda pun. Ada la kot sorang kena gigit nyamuk. and that was it.
But the night we got on the bus, everyone had their pair except for me n kalos. We sat kat single seats, konon lagi 5 star laa.. I brought my pillow and pink selimut, and yes, compared to the others gua tak sakit tengkok laaa..hehehe..
So we arrived at jeti mersing around 4.40a.m. Left the jeti at 7.30a.m. and the whole day hujan so we just stayed inside. Happen to be, I HAD (forced ke? huhu) to sleep in the boys' room. Takpe la...relaa..muakakakakmuakaaka..tapi jepun gua tak fancy sangat la...status merah jambu..
So malam we had seafood. Cipan layan. the Stotong goreng tepung macam home made-ish's style..so the bill came up to RM200 sekali dgn aiskrim. Ok la. Bieyort and Kalos macam tak pernah jumpa ikan.Perot macam stokin..mentekedarr... takpe-they lost the calories during sumoe session. We ordered endlessly sampai Salang ran out of pisangs. huhu.
Memorable moments:
1. Sumo (gelak dulu baru tolong.gampang.)
2. Apple Juice (bottomless)
3. Stotong Goreng
4. Rendam tets in the sea with Paul Walker
5. Photo session @ jeti
6. Pinching of chikubi
Overall rating : 6/10.
But weired thing was, tak pikir sangat pasal Ampang-ights. But on the way home, ada jugak la.tipu la kot kan. Especially during those sleepless nights..weird.weird.weird.
Maytot, Alep, Em,Kalos,Biyort, Elia. Thank You...
The apple juice was like so refreshing that u can minum bergelas-gelas and not feel a thing. I know Alip ordered like 18 gelas. Anyhow, our trip to Tioman was fun. Really. Tolak tepi the mishaps, everything went just fine. Gelak like anak piggy (sampai terbawak2 atas darat), makan toksah cakap la. Loved every bit of it.
At first we didn't want to gerak since sapa ntah buat rumor ada kelly-eng and mellys mati bunuh membunuh..WTF? Takda pun. Ada la kot sorang kena gigit nyamuk. and that was it.
But the night we got on the bus, everyone had their pair except for me n kalos. We sat kat single seats, konon lagi 5 star laa.. I brought my pillow and pink selimut, and yes, compared to the others gua tak sakit tengkok laaa..hehehe..
So we arrived at jeti mersing around 4.40a.m. Left the jeti at 7.30a.m. and the whole day hujan so we just stayed inside. Happen to be, I HAD (forced ke? huhu) to sleep in the boys' room. Takpe la...relaa..muakakakakmuakaaka..tapi jepun gua tak fancy sangat la...status merah jambu..
So malam we had seafood. Cipan layan. the Stotong goreng tepung macam home made-ish's style..so the bill came up to RM200 sekali dgn aiskrim. Ok la. Bieyort and Kalos macam tak pernah jumpa ikan.Perot macam stokin..mentekedarr... takpe-they lost the calories during sumoe session. We ordered endlessly sampai Salang ran out of pisangs. huhu.
Memorable moments:
1. Sumo (gelak dulu baru tolong.gampang.)
2. Apple Juice (bottomless)
3. Stotong Goreng
4. Rendam tets in the sea with Paul Walker
5. Photo session @ jeti
6. Pinching of chikubi
Overall rating : 6/10.
But weired thing was, tak pikir sangat pasal Ampang-ights. But on the way home, ada jugak la.tipu la kot kan. Especially during those sleepless nights..weird.weird.weird.
Maytot, Alep, Em,Kalos,Biyort, Elia. Thank You...
Sunday, September 2, 2007
U beLiEve in ZodiACs?
Cancer describes TuNKu ShOSh :
1. The Cutie
2. Most amazing Kisser (hmm..that explains the mole on my lower lip)
3. Very High appeal
4. Love is one of a kind
5. Very Romantic ( ooohhh..)
6. Most Caring person you will ever meet
7. Entirely creative
8. Extremely Random and proud of it
9. FREAK
10. Spontaneous
11. Great at telling stories
12. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it (that explains why i lost to kalos sumo-ing him)
13. SOMEONE YOU SHOULD HOLD ON TO (aawwww...)
So tell me if any of the above is true..
-Babe...
1. The Cutie
2. Most amazing Kisser (hmm..that explains the mole on my lower lip)
3. Very High appeal
4. Love is one of a kind
5. Very Romantic ( ooohhh..)
6. Most Caring person you will ever meet
7. Entirely creative
8. Extremely Random and proud of it
9. FREAK
10. Spontaneous
11. Great at telling stories
12. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it (that explains why i lost to kalos sumo-ing him)
13. SOMEONE YOU SHOULD HOLD ON TO (aawwww...)
So tell me if any of the above is true..
-Babe...
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Mucosolvan is Obat Batuk
Uhuk! Uhuk!
I was at Ampang Puteri on Friday pagi. Called PM Care at 7a.m. and APSH adalah merupakan seekor panel PM Care. So dengan keadaan uhuk uhuk dan pee-pee, I drove to APSH and finally got to see the MO (medical Officer, that is)...
APSH prescribed me the followings:
1. Obat batuk seperti nama di atas (ALCOHOL FREE) sebanyak 2 botol. Rasa air sirap ros..Ingatkan boleh la mabs ;)
2. Obat pening kepala (PANADOL) dua papan (whut???!!)
3. Obat selsema (pun dua papan.bangang)
4. ANTIBIOTICS (6 bijik cumil, besar taik idung sara)
5. Sehelai MC coz I need to sleep.
Guess whot? Rega consultation and obat-obat kambing di atas was RM170.00
Dah la tak leh claim, coz takde RL from clinic. So agak perit bayar la.
Anyway, malam tu pegi WR. Raaaammmaaaiii...orang TAK dijemput pun datang jugak.
Me, my antibiotic, tot, ica, mashee, kish, wan curut. etc.
As promised, I got pretty bad that nite...Oww...met this cool guy by the name of Zackery. Potential family member. Drives a E-Class Mercedes, and is only 24!!! lOVE his company la, and told Leeshy what she wanted to hear :)
At 3.am kena alert coz DBKL nye van ais krim dah tunggu kat bawah. Went down the stairs, got JOi quickly and left HR.. Headed to Suzis coz dipdip was risky.
He took the opportunity to get what he wanted out of me. Sebutir-sebutir dia tanya...kecepek! kelepet! Hakdush! gua pun confident laaa..then Leeshy called to get us down from the car. Hahaha..
after makan we chowed home. Kat trefik lait, si cipan Leeshy and JOi cabar gua kacau orang dalam keta Kancil sebelah...SILAP BESAR la kan..siap reverse keta. Bila bukak tingkap..perghhh..pengkid DOWW!
Takpe2 .. Kate hello jugak la.
Sampai umah, uhuuk uhuk uhuk...muntah lagi. keluar sushi and air sirap laici.
dah tiga malam muntah sebab Mucoslvan.
Made in Germany konon....Harammm...
I was at Ampang Puteri on Friday pagi. Called PM Care at 7a.m. and APSH adalah merupakan seekor panel PM Care. So dengan keadaan uhuk uhuk dan pee-pee, I drove to APSH and finally got to see the MO (medical Officer, that is)...
APSH prescribed me the followings:
1. Obat batuk seperti nama di atas (ALCOHOL FREE) sebanyak 2 botol. Rasa air sirap ros..Ingatkan boleh la mabs ;)
2. Obat pening kepala (PANADOL) dua papan (whut???!!)
3. Obat selsema (pun dua papan.bangang)
4. ANTIBIOTICS (6 bijik cumil, besar taik idung sara)
5. Sehelai MC coz I need to sleep.
Guess whot? Rega consultation and obat-obat kambing di atas was RM170.00
Dah la tak leh claim, coz takde RL from clinic. So agak perit bayar la.
Anyway, malam tu pegi WR. Raaaammmaaaiii...orang TAK dijemput pun datang jugak.
Me, my antibiotic, tot, ica, mashee, kish, wan curut. etc.
As promised, I got pretty bad that nite...Oww...met this cool guy by the name of Zackery. Potential family member. Drives a E-Class Mercedes, and is only 24!!! lOVE his company la, and told Leeshy what she wanted to hear :)
At 3.am kena alert coz DBKL nye van ais krim dah tunggu kat bawah. Went down the stairs, got JOi quickly and left HR.. Headed to Suzis coz dipdip was risky.
He took the opportunity to get what he wanted out of me. Sebutir-sebutir dia tanya...kecepek! kelepet! Hakdush! gua pun confident laaa..then Leeshy called to get us down from the car. Hahaha..
after makan we chowed home. Kat trefik lait, si cipan Leeshy and JOi cabar gua kacau orang dalam keta Kancil sebelah...SILAP BESAR la kan..siap reverse keta. Bila bukak tingkap..perghhh..pengkid DOWW!
Takpe2 .. Kate hello jugak la.
Sampai umah, uhuuk uhuk uhuk...muntah lagi. keluar sushi and air sirap laici.
dah tiga malam muntah sebab Mucoslvan.
Made in Germany konon....Harammm...
Monday, August 20, 2007
Bangkrik...
Whut tha F?
My life is all about "pubbing" (sounds more like pubic huhu..) and "chilling" ALL THE TIME, of which at one point can be extremely positive coz Im blardy happy, but lama2 boleh mati.
On ThuRS I was there with JOi, on Fri with Kish (wasn't planned), again with JOi on SaT (had gud time with them.Thnx BoyOut!), lucky thing they were closed on SuN (thank God) and I was there again last nite, not even 24 hours away from our last visit. Apa teruk sgt ni tosh? But I was on air sejuk (trust me,only tosh can pull it off and ppl think im sipping Voddy). Healthy? Oh yes.. so korang jangan bising.. calories..calories..
Chowed early from ofc yesterday (hati panas). I was so blardy sleepy I had no idea why. Slept early on Sunday, so there's no reason to feel sleepy kan. I even walked like trillion times to the toilet just to get me moving. 5 mins felt like 5,000,000 years. Kejap2 tengok jam (chewah). Tapi jam dah calar coz the nite before I played "tinju berirama" with JOi. A big dent on the watch strap. Felt like chit.
Sara got discharged from Ampang Puteri yesterday evening. I called to ask if Ish needed a ride, but he said 'sokay". So I slept. Gila heaven dapat katil ( I love my room now, thnx to the angel). Then at 9.01p.m. the "Gymno" ringtone buzzed. In half hour I was out of bed, drove in the rain and picked him up.
Called Tot and she was with Lennie Lola @ A&W Petaling Jaya. Cipan jauh, memang la sampai tapi the journey nak balik karang yang nak mati.anyway..we pusing2 sampai la jumpa Al-Ansar and makan.. argued on a few things and then chowed coz the Tilawah & hujan was not a good combination afterall.
Got into the car, and had no hala tuju. Then ntah cemana, ada kuasa yang manouver the car and we got ourselves to HR. Macam takda orang, so we parked at RM5 and walked up. I was in my Arizona, pink seluar tedo, and crocs. He was in slippers, but had proper jeans and black Hugo top so it was ocay. tak la bangkrik sangat.
Lepak kat luar (Maria bute ke??). best gila sofa baru.macam boleh tido. so we were flying and berangan-ing about our new "project mission". Then it started to rain, so we sat at Huzz's table. Lepak with Uncle Halily, and Tok Wan Purnama. Then Bonda Mimi start panggil orang nyanyi. Then suddenly Uncle Halily sebut " we call upon the handsome boy to sing on stage".Muka cuak, tapi maintain. But he did fucking well la compared to the last time. Natural gila.
Yeah, and on our way home we discussed about the "big" problem. And I couldn't help having the exact words in my head, right this moment. It was a big step. And I know I MUST proceed if he really matters to me.
I have no reason no more.
-Babe
My life is all about "pubbing" (sounds more like pubic huhu..) and "chilling" ALL THE TIME, of which at one point can be extremely positive coz Im blardy happy, but lama2 boleh mati.
On ThuRS I was there with JOi, on Fri with Kish (wasn't planned), again with JOi on SaT (had gud time with them.Thnx BoyOut!), lucky thing they were closed on SuN (thank God) and I was there again last nite, not even 24 hours away from our last visit. Apa teruk sgt ni tosh? But I was on air sejuk (trust me,only tosh can pull it off and ppl think im sipping Voddy). Healthy? Oh yes.. so korang jangan bising.. calories..calories..
Chowed early from ofc yesterday (hati panas). I was so blardy sleepy I had no idea why. Slept early on Sunday, so there's no reason to feel sleepy kan. I even walked like trillion times to the toilet just to get me moving. 5 mins felt like 5,000,000 years. Kejap2 tengok jam (chewah). Tapi jam dah calar coz the nite before I played "tinju berirama" with JOi. A big dent on the watch strap. Felt like chit.
Sara got discharged from Ampang Puteri yesterday evening. I called to ask if Ish needed a ride, but he said 'sokay". So I slept. Gila heaven dapat katil ( I love my room now, thnx to the angel). Then at 9.01p.m. the "Gymno" ringtone buzzed. In half hour I was out of bed, drove in the rain and picked him up.
Called Tot and she was with Lennie Lola @ A&W Petaling Jaya. Cipan jauh, memang la sampai tapi the journey nak balik karang yang nak mati.anyway..we pusing2 sampai la jumpa Al-Ansar and makan.. argued on a few things and then chowed coz the Tilawah & hujan was not a good combination afterall.
Got into the car, and had no hala tuju. Then ntah cemana, ada kuasa yang manouver the car and we got ourselves to HR. Macam takda orang, so we parked at RM5 and walked up. I was in my Arizona, pink seluar tedo, and crocs. He was in slippers, but had proper jeans and black Hugo top so it was ocay. tak la bangkrik sangat.
Lepak kat luar (Maria bute ke??). best gila sofa baru.macam boleh tido. so we were flying and berangan-ing about our new "project mission". Then it started to rain, so we sat at Huzz's table. Lepak with Uncle Halily, and Tok Wan Purnama. Then Bonda Mimi start panggil orang nyanyi. Then suddenly Uncle Halily sebut " we call upon the handsome boy to sing on stage".Muka cuak, tapi maintain. But he did fucking well la compared to the last time. Natural gila.
Yeah, and on our way home we discussed about the "big" problem. And I couldn't help having the exact words in my head, right this moment. It was a big step. And I know I MUST proceed if he really matters to me.
I have no reason no more.
-Babe
Friday, August 17, 2007
Tissot(s) in the Rain..
What do you usually do when you are sick?
As for me, I NEVER shop. Neither for clothes, nor shoes.Ask everyone who knows me, I even have my so-called uniform attire to clubs. hahaha. But on the 14th day of August year 2007, I splurged at Emotus on Tissot(s).
I didn't know where the idea came from. But we were in the car and as usual the '"go with the flow'' moment came and we both agreed. Funny thing was, I had THAT one particular design all along in my head for the past one year, and owh damit he said : "yang tu babe...". I kept quiet.
Then the amoi thot we were just two stupid kyddos yang masuk kedai "oww..tengok saja"..it was 20% off for Tissot and 40% on Coach. Wasn't really looking for anything fashionable. Nak something SOLID and REAL. Like love..huhhu..gampang. Bodo ke ape?
Anyways, konon nak puas hati so we took the effort to walk up to Isetan. Padahal badan and lutut dah tak rase kaki coz demam kan...tp takpe, antibiotic ade :) hehehehe...whop.whop. focus.focus. so sampai la kat Isetan. the same exact design (wasnt sure) but lesser discount.
Malas nak bargain macam kat pasar, we walked up to Emotus again. And I decided : she was the one. It took me less then 10 mins to learn what I needed.
It was difficult for him. I just sat on the white chair while he did all the walking back and forth to the mirror room. It was like choosing a WIFE, only that it had no boobs (or else it wud hv been much harder, longer). It wasnt much of being teliti, but he was unsure.
I know he has a good heart inside.. very precious..and only I know why.
.. and now we are the proud owners of the T;s.
-Babe
...Tissot(s) in the Rain..
sovouring the internal organs of a chicken at 3.15a.m.
"Walau ku masih mencintai mu .ku harus meninggalkan mu. ku harus melupakan mu."
He was THE man that nite. At least to me, if not the others.
Thanks uncle Halily for the backup..
As for me, I NEVER shop. Neither for clothes, nor shoes.Ask everyone who knows me, I even have my so-called uniform attire to clubs. hahaha. But on the 14th day of August year 2007, I splurged at Emotus on Tissot(s).
I didn't know where the idea came from. But we were in the car and as usual the '"go with the flow'' moment came and we both agreed. Funny thing was, I had THAT one particular design all along in my head for the past one year, and owh damit he said : "yang tu babe...". I kept quiet.
Then the amoi thot we were just two stupid kyddos yang masuk kedai "oww..tengok saja"..it was 20% off for Tissot and 40% on Coach. Wasn't really looking for anything fashionable. Nak something SOLID and REAL. Like love..huhhu..gampang. Bodo ke ape?
Anyways, konon nak puas hati so we took the effort to walk up to Isetan. Padahal badan and lutut dah tak rase kaki coz demam kan...tp takpe, antibiotic ade :) hehehehe...whop.whop. focus.focus. so sampai la kat Isetan. the same exact design (wasnt sure) but lesser discount.
Malas nak bargain macam kat pasar, we walked up to Emotus again. And I decided : she was the one. It took me less then 10 mins to learn what I needed.
It was difficult for him. I just sat on the white chair while he did all the walking back and forth to the mirror room. It was like choosing a WIFE, only that it had no boobs (or else it wud hv been much harder, longer). It wasnt much of being teliti, but he was unsure.
I know he has a good heart inside.. very precious..and only I know why.
.. and now we are the proud owners of the T;s.
-Babe
...Tissot(s) in the Rain..
sovouring the internal organs of a chicken at 3.15a.m.
"Walau ku masih mencintai mu .ku harus meninggalkan mu. ku harus melupakan mu."
He was THE man that nite. At least to me, if not the others.
Thanks uncle Halily for the backup..
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Men are like Antibiotics
Trust me. They can cure. I know he did :)
Anyway, Im at Cyber Cafe Ampang Point. Kenape gua kat sini pun I dunno. Am suppose to visit Tok Wan Purnama, Uncle Halily, Bonda Mimi in 15 mins time. JOi says "45 min lagi?"..so, I might as well make all of u read my misery of waiting --Hokay people?
Left the office at 5.30 p.m. today. Just chalo without even telling Madame coz I was all coughing and my anak tekak is like reddish and ready to tertanggal, i presume. So from Ofc, headed straight for KLCC and lepaked at Starbucks. Kaching..Kaching..$ $ $ Duit keluar macam air..
Ow, this ekon is so cold. sampai ke tulang, rasa nak menaip pun susah. but whatever. I told myself I would actually write something today, eventho I'll keep it simple. I know its gonna be stupid, but whatever. Went home at 8.00p.m. and by 9.00 p.m. I was already out at OTWC - again? HOI! Tak ingat umah ke? Ingat hotel???
So, here I am...still out. Not at home sleeping like any ordinary human being. Em is sick, Maylin is boiling at home and teary eyed, JOi's getting the flu already...owh well..kesian
Spoke to them both this morning, after having that dream last night. My god daughter can now speak the German language, well, Im not at all surprised. Jawa + Melayu =Jerman (according to the uncle la).
And yes. men are like antibiotics. tak caye, cuba. rugi je korang beli obat selama ni. tak jalan...
it is all in the mind..
Anyway, Im at Cyber Cafe Ampang Point. Kenape gua kat sini pun I dunno. Am suppose to visit Tok Wan Purnama, Uncle Halily, Bonda Mimi in 15 mins time. JOi says "45 min lagi?"..so, I might as well make all of u read my misery of waiting --Hokay people?
Left the office at 5.30 p.m. today. Just chalo without even telling Madame coz I was all coughing and my anak tekak is like reddish and ready to tertanggal, i presume. So from Ofc, headed straight for KLCC and lepaked at Starbucks. Kaching..Kaching..$ $ $ Duit keluar macam air..
Ow, this ekon is so cold. sampai ke tulang, rasa nak menaip pun susah. but whatever. I told myself I would actually write something today, eventho I'll keep it simple. I know its gonna be stupid, but whatever. Went home at 8.00p.m. and by 9.00 p.m. I was already out at OTWC - again? HOI! Tak ingat umah ke? Ingat hotel???
So, here I am...still out. Not at home sleeping like any ordinary human being. Em is sick, Maylin is boiling at home and teary eyed, JOi's getting the flu already...owh well..kesian
Spoke to them both this morning, after having that dream last night. My god daughter can now speak the German language, well, Im not at all surprised. Jawa + Melayu =Jerman (according to the uncle la).
And yes. men are like antibiotics. tak caye, cuba. rugi je korang beli obat selama ni. tak jalan...
it is all in the mind..
Monday, August 13, 2007
Wine Room vs. Bisou
Will be leaving for tioman in 16 days.
Gosh, it has been 4 years since I left the island.. It was a painful experience (sampai luka kaki ku). Dumb. But nevermind.
Anyway, was at Wine Room on Friday with JOi and Saturday with cik Mas. My routine visits to WR is as frequent as gua masuk toilet satu hari. Dunno why I like that space so much. I think its because im comfortable there maybe, and of course the MUSIC. Lagu sesuai dengan jiwa.. (Tia, jgn marah).
U guys should try this new spot jugak called Bisou. Its pronounced 'bisu' with a silent 'h' after the S. Its located just beneath WR. They sell cakes (cipan hebat portion dia), cookies, decorated muffins, chic pies, quiche, salads and the price is affordable laa..They open for breakfast till 2 a.m. I've tried the chic pie and loved it. . Besides that, saja nak build rapport with the orang kedai (biasela tosh).
Met Ako on Saturday. He obviously had the "Double D" on his forehead. Me? Just on OJ! Siap enjoying the pulp lagik. Kunyah chewy2.Hahaha..What do I think of him? Hmm..Cute? Yes. Adorable? Yes... Took sum pics with him, and he's on my sony eric now.
The day before pergi with JOi pun was kinda slow awal2 tu. But came the third set, we had fun la kot.. We sat on the speaker coz dah takde table. Elok jugak, coz there's the kipas blower at the pintu so whenever we felt panas senang la dapat angin.. Anyway, keluar basement jumpa DIPDIP.I had roughly 7 cucuk of pedal ayam, and sum ikan. the rest was all JOi's portion :) . Who invented DIPDIP memang hebat. Apparently chains of dipdip kat KL ni sume owned by adik beradik.
Iciban came with a surprise to WR on Sat. as usual we stole the moment from the band coz we were jerit-jeriting like gampangs. But what the heck.. Mayor WR.
Left alone in the car at about 3.30am.. since lapar (mana pernah kenyang kan..)gua stop kat McD. then tedo.
The next day I stayed home until 5pm. (uwaahhh). kejutkan Tia in the morning for bekfes. But suddenly tak jadi. Tia marah coz dia dah tutup ekon. Huhuhuh.
What do I actually post on a blog? I have no fucking idea.
Save me. Help me. Please.
Luv, Babe
Gosh, it has been 4 years since I left the island.. It was a painful experience (sampai luka kaki ku). Dumb. But nevermind.
Anyway, was at Wine Room on Friday with JOi and Saturday with cik Mas. My routine visits to WR is as frequent as gua masuk toilet satu hari. Dunno why I like that space so much. I think its because im comfortable there maybe, and of course the MUSIC. Lagu sesuai dengan jiwa.. (Tia, jgn marah).
U guys should try this new spot jugak called Bisou. Its pronounced 'bisu' with a silent 'h' after the S. Its located just beneath WR. They sell cakes (cipan hebat portion dia), cookies, decorated muffins, chic pies, quiche, salads and the price is affordable laa..They open for breakfast till 2 a.m. I've tried the chic pie and loved it. . Besides that, saja nak build rapport with the orang kedai (biasela tosh).
Met Ako on Saturday. He obviously had the "Double D" on his forehead. Me? Just on OJ! Siap enjoying the pulp lagik. Kunyah chewy2.Hahaha..What do I think of him? Hmm..Cute? Yes. Adorable? Yes... Took sum pics with him, and he's on my sony eric now.
The day before pergi with JOi pun was kinda slow awal2 tu. But came the third set, we had fun la kot.. We sat on the speaker coz dah takde table. Elok jugak, coz there's the kipas blower at the pintu so whenever we felt panas senang la dapat angin.. Anyway, keluar basement jumpa DIPDIP.I had roughly 7 cucuk of pedal ayam, and sum ikan. the rest was all JOi's portion :) . Who invented DIPDIP memang hebat. Apparently chains of dipdip kat KL ni sume owned by adik beradik.
Iciban came with a surprise to WR on Sat. as usual we stole the moment from the band coz we were jerit-jeriting like gampangs. But what the heck.. Mayor WR.
Left alone in the car at about 3.30am.. since lapar (mana pernah kenyang kan..)gua stop kat McD. then tedo.
The next day I stayed home until 5pm. (uwaahhh). kejutkan Tia in the morning for bekfes. But suddenly tak jadi. Tia marah coz dia dah tutup ekon. Huhuhuh.
What do I actually post on a blog? I have no fucking idea.
Save me. Help me. Please.
Luv, Babe
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Kayangan
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim..
People, this is my first entry. Dated 13 August 2007.
Watched 'Kayangan' with Tia on Saturday, after lepaking with Em-Lin @ Old Town White Coffee (OTWC) Jalan Yap Kwan Seng (our favourite spot nowadays). Cool concept and excellent hangout space.Especially with the Asam Laksa (no-paste for Em..bawang? No jugak) and Garlic Bread tebal and Ice Lemon Tea.
Tosshhh...when it comes to makan, cinta hati lalu pun tak nampak (haha, ye ker?). Back to the Kayangan movie..rating: 5/10. No substance. Melompat2. And of course, the entire Sri Menanti clan was in the movie. Anyways, thumbs up to Tunku Mimi, I'm sure Raden can produce better materials in the future. Semata-mata nak sokong our Aunties with mekap setebal roti garlic bread OTWC, gua redah jugak Berjaya Times and then to MBO and paid RM20 (tq my Tia..hapy thots..hapy thots)
So, nak dijadikan cerita, Mysera writes blogs. So here I am, NOT trying to be Mysera (why should I ?) but just having the thot of expressing myself. I've been writing personal entries my entire life. So why not have it published to the entire world, kan?
FYI : I have no 'Mangsa Lembu' here... Only my "Cinta"...
Tia & Em, LYC. (go figure)
-Babe.
People, this is my first entry. Dated 13 August 2007.
Watched 'Kayangan' with Tia on Saturday, after lepaking with Em-Lin @ Old Town White Coffee (OTWC) Jalan Yap Kwan Seng (our favourite spot nowadays). Cool concept and excellent hangout space.Especially with the Asam Laksa (no-paste for Em..bawang? No jugak) and Garlic Bread tebal and Ice Lemon Tea.
Tosshhh...when it comes to makan, cinta hati lalu pun tak nampak (haha, ye ker?). Back to the Kayangan movie..rating: 5/10. No substance. Melompat2. And of course, the entire Sri Menanti clan was in the movie. Anyways, thumbs up to Tunku Mimi, I'm sure Raden can produce better materials in the future. Semata-mata nak sokong our Aunties with mekap setebal roti garlic bread OTWC, gua redah jugak Berjaya Times and then to MBO and paid RM20 (tq my Tia..hapy thots..hapy thots)
So, nak dijadikan cerita, Mysera writes blogs. So here I am, NOT trying to be Mysera (why should I ?) but just having the thot of expressing myself. I've been writing personal entries my entire life. So why not have it published to the entire world, kan?
FYI : I have no 'Mangsa Lembu' here... Only my "Cinta"...
Tia & Em, LYC. (go figure)
-Babe.
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