Get Over It

" True Love is neither physical, nor romantic. It is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be and will not be"

Is it LOVE, INFATUATION or LUST?

Angels:

You'll never know what the future holds for you. Only know to what extent u should fight it, and when to end it - L

Subjective. I dont know - T

KamaSutra @ Laundry Bar

Ok, I have solid ten minutes to just write sumthing on the blog and be done with it.

What to write? What to write??

Ok. So we were at Pavilion yesterday evening proly for about 10minutes. Seriously.
We were suppose to meet Aleef (Like a Leaf Falling From A tree - pikap line siot!) and her gAY partner, eh , friend kat Pavilion. Tapi tak jadi. For what reason ntah. Oh ye. She went to the tailor. Zip bAju kurung dia koyak. And she has no fucking idea how to fix it. Her Mom left her at home with Kak Ton and Ayah, and she ate ketiak kambing last nite for buka puasa. WTF?

Ok, I have another 4 mins left before I start to scribble somthing on the paper. Kenkonon busy la. Owh, then we went to rumah "orang daun" coz Totedo wanted to make purchase of Daun's belongings. Unfortunately, Daun didn't want to sell he bags (like I can fit into a size 14?) so I studied the KamaSutra and learnt a few moves and what not. Daun said she'll make a color copy of the Kama for me, and I insisted them ring bind! Kau tebuk la sendiri cik lipap. Kak Ton jumpa kaaaannnggg..haaa..

Where was Totedo when all the great scenes took place?

Owh. krrrooogghhh.hkroorrhhhh..

We left Gombak at 6.30 and got to EDEN by 7.00. Not bad. Good buffet spread. Dosh. Hungry. We took some pics berlatarkan Pavilion. KL is like Vegas. No kidding. Fucking proud of it.

Ok, its 9.34. Dah terlebih quota masa. But heck, like I care.

So on Saturday, we went to Focus to polish our crowns. Totedo says "takpe la, aku teman korang je" and I respected her decision. She went to Valley with Lenn coz Lenn had to do her crown too (sweet, elegant looking Lenn now. Thumbs up!).

Tedo came to us with her chic looking BJ hair. Fucker! I swear on my Grandpa GrandMa's grave aku tamau percaya remarks2 kau dah.

So at 5.15pm we went to Pudu to pick up my babe. Sent leaf to Permata, and came back to Ampang to pick up the laundry. Sempat lagi tukar baju dalam toilet Amoi tu. Then pegi Swarzkloftlapepet coz Jojoi wanted to trim his bush. ops. hair.

Malam, we had dinner at Kadiaq, with a bunch of strangers I dont even know. They came in pairs, but we came as triplets. We received two wedding invitations on the same nite from Tajul and Hakim. Wedding bells everywhere. Depress ke tosh? Tak kot..

Went back to his place. He had his bath and we left for Laundry Bar.

I couldn't breathe. Was that made on purpose? Nope.

I was crushed.

Its now 9.50 and I just don't care anymore.

Planet Hollywood Kuala Lumpur

Buffet at RM33 ++

Goodness! I've never been happier my entire life. It was trillion times better than Tioman.
Now Tioman means NOTHING to me. (except for some memories I shall treasure still).

Superceeded.

It was Ungku Hezlen @ Bieyort's farewell do. Thanks to Aleefa Ali, everything went smoothly.Takda cacat cela langsung. The Gift. The Card (tq toty). The Buffet Line. The Laughters. The Kisses. The Picture Sessions (was the best part- sory Tot).

So we arrived at Planet at 6.35 p.m. JOi bawak kereta, kalau me or Tot, rasa bukak pose dalam keta dah. Despite the jam lahanat sgale, we made it to Planet FROM Ampang in 10 minutes. Thanks to our Pemandu Cekap Berhemah.

Cik Melah got parked right in front of Planet. Ingat Valet ke??JOi went up the curb and suddenly....

*cccrrrraaaakkkkkk....

ok, i got the hint. keta tak seimbang. ada 114kg kat belah kiri keta, and 35kg kat belah kanan keta. Cik Melah's tummy tersagat kat curb. We feel you, cik Melah. We do. Heh.

So I got the honour of being the first to sign the card. It was a huuggee yellow card with many babai(s) written on it. We found Alep in her Turqoise Vogue outfit, and walked in. Pookey-Mark sempit. We had 13 chairs, stuck to a table of three. Ha, do the math la. Aku macam dah terselit kat celah jamban.

But we managed. I made JOi the table leader so that aku tak rimas tengok dia rimas. So problem solved. Masa tu line orang berator dah macam beli tiket bas (like i've experienced it b4 ke?).. panjang gila line, dah tak nampak food kat mana.

So we beratur jugak la amek nasik. the food range was overwhelming. Didn't expect a RM33++ buffet would be that good. The Tiramisu was a killer. Thumbs up Alep for the excellent venue of choice! Tepuk anak jin..thenenene.nenene..(we seriously have to stop doin that, peeps. 25! 25!)

Then everyone came. except for Mr.K & partner. Oh, there's this cute adorable new friend of ours by the name of Raihana.. And there's Rashid & Nazri * wink wink. Damit. Serong.

So the rest was history la. Our table was like havoc gila. Di mana ada Kurshiah, di situ adanya kekacauan. Oh ye, build rapport with some of the waiter/waitresses..Siap ada waiter jaga table kita. Zack nama dia kan. Ngeh. :) The bill came up to RM 375.00. After paying Alep's & Tot's dues, we had extra of RM60 so off we went to "kalah-ok".

The singing session was great. Siap nari2 lagi. Nazri's voice macam classic gila. We left at about midnite.

Ok. when that happened, a very dear friend of mine was crying inside :(

Shit.

I nearly cried when I gave her the fatty bom bom hug.


You'll be ocay, dear. U have US.

Hot Momma

Mystery solved.

For the past one week, I've encountered frequent visits of baby lipas, i repeat, baby lipas besaq taik idung at my work station.

Not that I have food at my desk. My workstation is so neat that people wud think gua makan gaji buta tiap2 bulan, if u know what I mean. So mana datangnya baby2 roach tu?

As I was about to yawn** (yeah, aku pose. tak caya?) then I saw this two rambut bergerak2 from the partition. Then I saw the tip of the cock eehh..cockroach's head.. main bachak-bachak pulak.

Aku pun jerit.....weeeeeeeee....

Aku mengeellabbaaaa..Aku spray dgn SALON PLAS.

Yes, ubat kaki kejang..mampos mabuk lipas tu.

I hate to say this, but I hope the mom dies.

Celah Gayah

Cik Gayah got hurt a week ago by some fat arse bald men with a parang.

Well , things happen and I'm gald I was quiet calm when I discovered Cik Gayah's wound. Gila bangang pecahkan both tingkap (satu dah laaa..mengong). They ripped off Cik Gayah's heart (perit kot) and tinggal wayar2 je. Estimated loss : RM2000

I was quite surprised I didn't menjerit or what not. Masa nampak tu, macam rasa "hmmm..dah agak dah nak kena" coz I actually felt it before I left the car depan Talentpoint that night. Dah la park kat depan jalan besar, bawah lampu, tepi car wash pulak tu. I took the precaution of not parking my car kat dark alleys, still kena jugak. Ada kuasa Halimunan kot..

I sort of can trust my gut feeling these days. But I don't know if it is still valid 5 years down the road. But while it lasted, thank god. macam boleh expect la so dapat la menerima hakikat.

I was still ocay, but when I texted JOi as I was about to approach Desa 288, it wrote:

text :babe, keta gua kena pecah

He called immediately, and the moment I heard his voice, I couldn't even speak. Lenguh, lemah,
berpinau, mengigil sume ada. Lucky berdua with Tot.Then I waited in front of his car and was then sedih tuhan je tau.

I was scared of Ish actually. Called Hanan and he told me exactly what to do. But masa tu, cakap apa pun tak jalan la. I waited still. Berpeluh satu badan. Rasa nak muntah pun ada jugak. Tapi tahan.Tahan.

Then we drove to Balai Polis Ampang. Made the police report and they wanted to do post-mortem at Balai Polis Pudu coz Suzis' area is under them. JOi told me not to go, coz not as if I could claim for Insurance. Wasting of time.

Lennie & Aidil were such an angel. They came that nite to the police station. When you're in desperate need (of support), and whoever yang ada with us masa tu, u know they are the 'precious' ones. Tau la sapa yang ikhlas. Dot.

The next morning I told my bro and the rest was history la. short of telling me " u sooo need to marry, sista". I know, life macam takda hala tuju.Then I picked up Tot and pegi vacuum keta. and I had a deep cut on my right thumb because of the kaca. Tot became the Nurse. Tengah darah mengalir, the phone rang:

J: Sapa suruh lu vacuum?
S: Lu yang suruh vacuum kan semalam..
J: Laa, sapa pulak suruh vacumm sendiri..Kan gua kata, buat kat kedai nanti. Kan dah...

Sigh*

That nite I met his family again after a year.


Classic Alep: "Kau nak aku datang NOW ke?" --like 15 hours later. (I so appreciate that u called, Lepap.Tq)


Thanks peeps.

"Vavankulo"

I hope Im right, or else im just membodohkan diri if Achap or Ezlani happen to come across this blog.

Had berbuka puasa at teratak last nite with a bunch of 'TUNKU's i didnt even know. Apparently they're my long lost relatives from some Sultanate (whut?). So cooked my 'killer' Tom Yam which had shreaded chicken, fish ball thothong, gizard, carrots, tomats, and some other sampah sarap. Rating: 8/10 (sendiri masak maaa..from scratch tau!)

45 minutes of cooking was tiring, I wonder how Granny managed her entire life sitting in the kitchen and made my tummy into the size of Romania. Granny's speacialty were Masak Kuning (lomak cili api), Ayam Masak Kicap (shipped to Europe), Kari Daging, Masak Kurma (lennie, air liur aku keluar) , Chicken Chop Oriental Style & Karipap. She even made roti canai for family breakfast (14 in the family) and bile masa ntah benda tu siap. like magic, everything was already on the table.

The men in my family cooks better than us, the ladies.. My brother,Shariz and both my uncles Dhofil & Usham stock 'turun padang' and wifes macam potong2 sayur and kemas je. So to me, if my guy cannot cook agak masalah sikit la. But again, tu diorang..

Ok, so back to my tomyam. It tasted goooooddd...masam, masin sume cukup. Thot of repeating the same dish tonite. Will see.

Lepaked with JOi, Achap and Ezlani. Ezlani thot us some really dirty stuff in Greek/Italian/French. Too much of it, I could only remember Vavankulo which means.....hmmmm..."fcuk" kot. See! I've got such short term memory! Why ah?

I felt Achap's abdomen (perghh) and it felt like roti potato carrefour, yang Bantat*. Gila keras like my wooden floors. Just got to know Ezlani did "Sports Management" kat Swiss (that reminded me again for the zillionth time that I'm leaving for Paris/Swiss in April). Gempak gak la. Insan terpilih kot. We bitched about Mr. IqSh yang memang spoil brat and he's worth RM60 Million. MAti Idop balik pun, duit tu tak habis. I came to realise that I know so much about IqSh I might as well marry him hahaha..

The best part was after loosing all the weight (a total of 53kg @ 116.6 pounds), I was at KLCC with JOi masa tu (yearssss ago) and we bumped into IqSh & Jossie. Ternganga mamat tu and macam pandang 80 kali kan. huhuhu.felt good. alah, itu dulu. If jumpa sekarang, mahu muntah hijau Iqsh.

Oh ye. I just bought tis mata biru. I mean : coloured contact lenses. Gampang jugak la.

Buat la apa pun tosh, u still look like a hippo.

Shosh a/p Suzis

RoTi Nun sAtu, MaChaa!

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) . It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical . Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you!

PoOkey Momma My Socks

Ok, I haven't posted anything for quite a while now.

Busy? Hmph not really. Not that I'm productive/efficient @ work, I just don't feel like blogging.

I'm at my work station, am suppose to submit a report to bossy for approval. I guess I'm just hungry and didn't have my Tosai Masala and Ayam Tandoori Peha last nite so Im cranky. Sorta.

I'll stop. My tummy dah bunyi lagu Timbaland. LAter.

p/s: Betul kan stokin pun blushing? Bodho ke apa?

Bottomless Tostada Chips or Tosai Masala?

Penat sungguh hari pertama berpuasa.

Ok, woke up for sahur and had one glass of plain water, buat syarat and pasang niat (huh?).

I slept again. Then I woke up at 6.45am feeling all shitty and only I know why. at 7am, I took the car keys and thot of visiting Annan M.D. But I called Tot instead.

Tot was all set to go to work when I took out my magic wand and TIBA-TIBA Tot "tunduk pada kehendak ku"..pundekk ayamm!!..

Then I came home and had my bath. Tot came and we watched Knocked Up coz it was raining.

Please refer to Tot's blog for more stupid stories. Dr. Amran macam lama kat chikubi aku. It felt cold .. Aku malas nak cite. Tak aku lapar.

I want my Tosai Masala.

I love Tosai Masala more than Bottomless Tostada.
Yes, its much cheaper. But full of taste. Get what I mean?

Bodho. Dah la Tosh. Aku sendiri bosan dengar.


Hahaha. Chomolott skeettt..

Love Supply

If only I could be as strong and concrete as my LOVE for him to fight my obesity issues.

Love is like Food . Am not getting any of it tho :(

Not anymore.. Bekalan terputus.

Selamat Berpuasa.

-Hot babe (ke?)

*spoke on the phone and tried to sound breezy..blurgh. sampai bile wey?

Epilogue. Chapter. The End

Met a stranger last nite at HR. Middle aged men.

Stranger: I can tell that you have been loving this particular person for yearssss..and it hurts ain't it?

Me : WTF?

Stranger: But he doesnt love you.

Me: OK.

*Hakdush!

There's more to it. Ltr.

Debab Gemok Itu lah Saya

Pada suatu hari, sang kancil bersama kura2 ....eyp! silap.

Thtothong sekalian. Sunday's outing was fun kan?
Me & Tot went to fOcus and got pampered for like 2 hours. Tot actually slept on the chair and tersengguk dah macam nak cium kepala lutut. NEVER do that again biotch. Aku takut betul kau tertido during love making. Tak ke? Owh lupa. Ruggers on the move. (Em, heheheh)

Then tia the 'queen of all kimputs' called to ask if we want to go to Curve carik makanan Itali. Gampang. That's so far. But since we were bloody hungry, we drove to her place and hopped in her keta wira.. ada jugak usha-usha if ada org tinggalkan McD atas keta dia (lapar, kan?) tapi takde. hampa dowh.

Ok, im merepeking. We reached Curve and it was pretty easy to get a spot to park the car. Sampai dalam Italianics (my first time), they served bread with minyak and kicap which tasted like cekodok pisang. no kidding. Tia ordered Spaghett Meatball (complex carbo) and me and Tot shared promodoro. Rating : 3/10.

So alip came and ordered olio. And we moved to Big Apple. then to Baskin. then to Starbucks. Nirma came and omigod, SHE had LOST sum WEIGHT! Am so proud of her, badan dah susut and she looked smaller.Go Nirm!

And we made tis stoopid lawak "put that down" coz Nirm was forcing herself to gulp the bbq chicken pau. Then ntah cemana alip pun had her boobs melimpah while talking to Kerr & Semaq and without thinking i said "put det down".

tak la lawak mana pun.

PaRis in LOve

My flights confirmed as follows:

Departure : MH 20 01APR 2 KLUCDG HK1 2325 0605 02APR

Arrival : MH21 10APR 4 CDGKUL HK1 1200 0725 11APR

So I guess I'm going to PAris. LAnding in PAris at 0605, boleh tahan nak nangis la. sure cantik gila. We went to MATTA Fair on Saturday after my Hari Sukan PUNB. Chowed early and met the dingos at McD Jetty. I enjoyed my chicken and TOt took pictures of my foot. Takpe..takpe..debab kau kita belum tengok lagi. then stayed with tia, and JOi came.

Picked up Tunku Elisha at the club, then gerak to PWTC. The traffic was massive, but since we had no choice but to redah, so we did. It rained heavily, but alah, hujan = water jerh. Bukan asid.

We had no clue on how to search for the tix. meraba2 jugak la. most of the travel agents jual Free& Easy packages. but we only wanted the airline tickets. Orang mcm semut, but dengan skill "Bulldoze in Gay Clubs" , we managed.

Haha, since we're on that topic, i enjoyed La Queen but was freaking scared (partly on behalf of JOi, as i didnt care much about Kalos coz he ain't got a butt). It was stuffy, good looking mens were everywhere (the stairs, the toilet, the beds) but with no desire for women. So he held my hand throughout the nite, which I thot was really sweet* (or he just wanted the gays to comprehend that he's straight) :)
Whatever. But it felt right.

We came down to the bar, bought ayaq setan and the rest was history. heheh, punya la koboi style, JOi requested for tall glasses and they gave him the short glasses. ingat minum ribena di Hari Raya ke? bodho. we lost alip,tot, tia and kal. after our 5th bottle, we went up. squeezing thru..squeezing thru..hehehe..MB. MB. MB.

Like gampangs, alip, tot, tia, bieyot, kalos were in the bed area yang teramat lah selesa with aircond, rasa nak belasah diorang pun ada jugak..then JOi met his friends, and I was busy fucuking kalos (against the wall?). Really? No.
Am from Clark Hatch is so gay. Omigod. hmph, not surprised pun. buat2 terkejut la. cool.

Then we went down to the dancefloor. First time dgr lagu Siti Nurhaliza & Amy MAstura kat club. We danced near the speaker, and I couldn't breathe coz I'm 4 kaki. dot.. It was nearly 3am. I told them to chow coz takot DBKL jual aiskrim...he pulled my hand again* and we walked out. told me to be careful. if ikutkan, tak perlu pun kimput kalau berfikiran secara waras. tapi dada macam nak runtuh tuhan je tau.

Nak kencing la mengong!! Yang korang pergi claim coke tu ngaper?? Rob la tepon. Alip pulak dah macam 4 jam stuck kat tangga (yeah right). lutut dah goyang dah, if i had the hose like mens do, I wud have just peed at the pasu bunga. Unfortunately, I have no such ability. Suruh peepee kat Cabana Inn .toilet sumbat. So kencing kat Hotel 5 bintang tepi ofith lammee..

We went to Suzis for supper cum breakfast. Alip gila cool macam sarjan.. Kalos stole the moment of fame (duduk bawah spot light baca ABC) and JOi remained a step behind (which i felt was darn sexy). Not as if he cared kot. Not sure though. But he definitely got my attention la. yawn#..what else is new kan?

Burger Special 'takda cheese' vs. Teh Bunga.

I won't be here for his birthday.
Askar-askar ku sekalian, be prepared!! Mantapkan stamina anda.

PARIS in LOVe.

The Three Musketeers

Tot. JOi. Tosh.

We had a short dinner at mummy's place (that's what I call suzis now-dah macam makan kat ghumah). Just the three of us.

It felt like old days, when things were easy. We had each other ALL THE TIME, waking up and tak sempat buat ape, terus "ok, cepat siap. lagi 5 min sampai"..gua rasa macam baru je hantar rumah, dah kena angkat balik.

As usual, I always get to be the one yang kena buli. Tot & JOi will find ways to make me go "uwaaaaa...". Like yesterday, they forced me to gulung-gulung tangan in the air. WTF? Yes, Tot, doing that in Suzis in your chic CIMB Aviva tee, kau nampak macam Miss World..JOi nampak mcm Mr.KL. tapi dia dah memang handsome. seluar ketat tak tahan aku tengok.

Then we got to mengimbau kisah dulu2.like what happened a year ago, things were FUCKING BAD (capital letters, bold,highlighted)..but now, things are falling into place, finally. So people, have faith in whatever you do.

Yes, don't put up hope. But always have faith.

Go figure.

Pakcik Tol : Selamat Pagi !!!

This pakcik tol Ampang-KL Elevated Highway made my day today. I was sort of mandom di ulit mimpi then suddenly he said:

..."tak nyanyi ke hari ni dik?"

terkejut berok he said that, i just smiled and sped off. Wah, takkan mereka sedar selama ni gua menyanyi terkinja2 dalam keta?! proven..a simple smile goes a long way, people. Now that I have build the rapport, Samy Vellu kena bina lebih banyak tooolllll..

I came to the office this morning feeling all happy-merry coz bossy left for YiWu, China for the sourcing mission trip with Dato' Ameer Mydin. And will only be back on the 13/9. Heaven.Then I was with Datuk CEO in the lift (8.35 a.m, shit!!) , gegel gak if he asked "apa kau dah buat dgn anak aku?" tapi being the Datuk and the professional Richard Gere he is, he kept silent and I greeted respect before getting out of the lift.

And we had this monthly meeting with him yesterday evening, memang tabik springgg kat DN coz he made us sit and listen to his speech for 1 1/2 hours. But it got very interesting la (funny with substance), eventho my pipi dah pink-pink coz I kept on slapping my face takot tido. Datuk sound awal2 if takmau dengar, resign je. Direct. I loike that.

Then came the majlis penyampaian hadiah for the June-August babies. Lahanat, kenapa la gua tak lahir Januari kan?.berpeluh ketiak...I went on stage with my "ong-ong-kedek-kedek" (baju hijau laaa..(am fond of making stupid sounds lately ni). Takut gak if tersungkur ke, terjarap langgar wire mikrofon kee, tak pasal je dapat warning letter from Princess Fiona nanti coz tak menjaga etika (drop her water face).

So tu la jadi semalam.

Ok, now im sleepy.

Selamat Hari Jumaat. Malam tadi tak main? Sunnah Nabi beb.

Cik Melah Legam meets Cik Gayah Nigaa..

Introducing Cik Melah to the world!!! Birthday : 4 Sept2007

Ok. I didn't get killed last nite. Tot handled the stick well (tapi memula meraung jugak). Lucky JOi was there. We went around town tengok-tengok lampu, from Jalan Ampang to Petronas near our place to isik minyak, koyak-ed the plastic was JOi's favourite part, then pergi Pelita KLCC, then CIMB Bank Jalan Doraisamy, then OTWC Yap Kwan Seng, then ofith baru Tot kat Maju Junction, then balik umah...

Woooo...that's a lot of driving for Tot. Kesian dia. But she handled it well. For a first timer, ain't that bad. But dah start ikot tunjok ajar tok guru meng-jerking2 keta..haaaa..buat laaa..memang kejap sangat riwayat keta kau nanti. tak sempat Cik Melah Legam masuk tadika, dah padam. macam Betik Masak..nak jual dah. tapi Betik banyak dosa. cik melah virgin. tu je la beza dia.

Came home at midnite. Then JOi tinggal kunci keta for kali ke 568,794.35 ... Maytot kena drive gi D24 (lagi sekali kesian), and found out that Joi's keys ada dgn saya (was already in kain batik, so too bad, JOi..). Pagi2 kul 7.30 pagi dah kena hantar kunci..

Gantung je kat leher lain kali, babe... Tambat. senang.

And Tot just realised that she lives in Kelantan. boohoo..

We had fun.

p/s: Lennie jangan lupa makan waffle kat PJ.. Cik Melah pick up.

Forever Frustrated Biatch

Food.

I love food. Food makes me happy.

Happy ke?

Really? Hmm..Not when you can't fit into you pants and have difficulites in breathing coz the seluar is too tight. Not when your friends go shopping for tiny little clothes and dresses, and all you can pick off the rack was the striped colorful bag which you thot could be your gym bag. Oh, at least, that's a start. bodo. Not when the cina kedai says you are NO 'leng-lui', lose the weight and eat losta veggies. A stranger commented. Stranger, people!!!

Its no fun when you look like mayat bloated on tot's bed, yeah, to some people it was cute. Yes, you'll be the group's baby/clown, expressing your level best to make people laugh coz that's the ONLY TOOL you have. Yes,you move to the beat, but it will never look good. Sweep the floor with the enormous butt? What was i thinking? Lucky I don't do that nemore.

No fun when you can't get what you want (dammit) coz you're just 'different' from the others. U adore your best features, but all those don't show their best just because you are trapped in that body.

You make fun of your own figure, just so you don't feel bad about your self. Having to live a quarter century with that load of fat, day in- day out, you'd learn the fact that you are just unfortunate and not blessed with a high metabolic rate. Maybe if i dont chew my food? Hmph..

I've tried everything under the sun, name it. Slimming centres (25K), diet pills, food replacements, gyms. Yeah, it worked. Yup, it FELT GOOD being small and could piggy-B on his back.But it wasn't sustainable. Alep knows. Ask her.I used to be really strong, not a single grain of rice for 18 bloody months. I could enjoy chicken breasts and veggies, which had no taste and savour the dedak kuda like it was beef pepp pizza..mana hilangnya semua itu???

Hate the fact - having to promise, but never actually started..Having to throw away traces of food, just so he won't ask. Lying? God. He's not stupid. They dont serve salads at McDonalds. And he'd realize in 6 months i'd still be the same, or even slightly bigger. And it kills me..

On Sunday, had dinner at Cozy GE with a bunch of friends, and all of a sudden that SCARY thot came outa no where. Tot said "skip the fries". Ok, I managed. Told the kakak tudung kuning to bungkus the leftovers. But ten minutes later (after harrasing kalos' chikupai) I got tired and ordered one scoop af chocy ice cream. Huh? TOSSSHHHHH!!!

Im frustrated.
For the zillionth time.

But above all, I do appreciate the fact that you guys (tot & JOi especially, and to the new ones too) are still with me regardless of me being what I am. I don't mind at all being your clown, coz having you guys around makes me HAPPY. No, not the food.

Thank you guys, for bringing the best out of me. For being there, no matter what. Those ups and downs were called life. WERE. not at present. And I don't wish to repeat.

To YOU, Thank you for granting me with a second chance. U know who u are. We're done being stupid kan.Can you handle the stick? Kami nak tido.

Scared. Butterflies everywhere. Really.

-Not so Babe

Tioman's Apple Juice is better than S.E.X

Swear to god, that was the 'official' drink during our visit to tioman.

The apple juice was like so refreshing that u can minum bergelas-gelas and not feel a thing. I know Alip ordered like 18 gelas. Anyhow, our trip to Tioman was fun. Really. Tolak tepi the mishaps, everything went just fine. Gelak like anak piggy (sampai terbawak2 atas darat), makan toksah cakap la. Loved every bit of it.

At first we didn't want to gerak since sapa ntah buat rumor ada kelly-eng and mellys mati bunuh membunuh..WTF? Takda pun. Ada la kot sorang kena gigit nyamuk. and that was it.
But the night we got on the bus, everyone had their pair except for me n kalos. We sat kat single seats, konon lagi 5 star laa.. I brought my pillow and pink selimut, and yes, compared to the others gua tak sakit tengkok laaa..hehehe..

So we arrived at jeti mersing around 4.40a.m. Left the jeti at 7.30a.m. and the whole day hujan so we just stayed inside. Happen to be, I HAD (forced ke? huhu) to sleep in the boys' room. Takpe la...relaa..muakakakakmuakaaka..tapi jepun gua tak fancy sangat la...status merah jambu..

So malam we had seafood. Cipan layan. the Stotong goreng tepung macam home made-ish's style..so the bill came up to RM200 sekali dgn aiskrim. Ok la. Bieyort and Kalos macam tak pernah jumpa ikan.Perot macam stokin..mentekedarr... takpe-they lost the calories during sumoe session. We ordered endlessly sampai Salang ran out of pisangs. huhu.

Memorable moments:
1. Sumo (gelak dulu baru tolong.gampang.)
2. Apple Juice (bottomless)
3. Stotong Goreng
4. Rendam tets in the sea with Paul Walker
5. Photo session @ jeti
6. Pinching of chikubi

Overall rating : 6/10.

But weired thing was, tak pikir sangat pasal Ampang-ights. But on the way home, ada jugak la.tipu la kot kan. Especially during those sleepless nights..weird.weird.weird.

Maytot, Alep, Em,Kalos,Biyort, Elia. Thank You...

U beLiEve in ZodiACs?

Cancer describes TuNKu ShOSh :

1. The Cutie
2. Most amazing Kisser (hmm..that explains the mole on my lower lip)
3. Very High appeal
4. Love is one of a kind
5. Very Romantic ( ooohhh..)
6. Most Caring person you will ever meet
7. Entirely creative
8. Extremely Random and proud of it
9. FREAK
10. Spontaneous
11. Great at telling stories
12. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it (that explains why i lost to kalos sumo-ing him)
13. SOMEONE YOU SHOULD HOLD ON TO (aawwww...)

So tell me if any of the above is true..

-Babe...