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I had a BLAST last night.

Chronology of Events:

I reached home at appoximately 5.15p.m. and the Gymno Ringtone buzzed. Was told to get ready in half hour. Washed my hair, put on my new pair of jeans, my purple Nautica, comfy Valentino and drove to Petronas to meet them.

As soon as I got out of the D288 compound, massive traffic all around Ampang, how I wish I could walk up to the gas station. yeah right, tosh. BoraOmbak depan rumah pun start enjin kereta. Forget it.

I parked and saw the two Dingos in their BMW and nampak gila gampang. They were playing with the seat remote (they were bored to death, I suppose) and you could imagine how stoopid Achap looked like from the point I was standing. Trying my best to ignore the surroundings, I actually walked towards their car yang tengah stuck dalam jam and buat2 macam takde benda berlaku. Ada la sikit-sikit gua buat scene melompat (only if u can imagine). Konon kiut la. Tongong.

Being Jojoi, he can get us to any point of destination in KL dalam sekelip mata. Yeah, no kidding, dia selit (yeah, in that huge 5 series) and used his "Rocket" term. Masyarakat Ampang macam takot tengok betapa lahanat driver sorang ni, diorang malas nak layan so kira kasi jalan la..but heck, we got into KLCC's basement in 7 minutes. Ada berani celen?!

Parked at Top Shop's entrance. Went up to our normal spot but unlucky us, the high chairs were all taken up. No way I'm sitting anywhere other than that particular spot. Lu ingat lu sapa Tosh??..unless the Queen of England arrives, I don't think they would give up their seats.. So nevermind. Jojoi proposed to join his bro & client at Spring Garden for a 9 course meal dinner.

Hmmm.. Chinese Dinner. for 12 pax. Memang makan buat taik gigi je la. On my right was K.Lynn, Jojoi's sister in-law and on my left- my left wing man Asyraf Kamal. Dah la depan gua ada cermin BESSAARR.. i dont like the fact makan pandang cermin (unlike Jojoi, he takes frequent glances of himself - every 10 sec. to be exact) so I was not being myself.


The Menu : (that I can remember)
Sharks Fin Soup
Deep Fried King Prawns and Squids with Buttered Crumble Flakes (2 rounds coz sedap sgt)
Veg. Chap Choy in Oyster Sauce
Steamed Fish and Soft Egg Tofu
Deep Fried Spring Chicken with Prawn Crackers
Chinese Lam Fried Rice
Black Mushroom in Dark Soy Sauce
Schze Chuan Brinjal & Sliced Beef
Towfoo Fa (Dessert)
Chinese Tea

So Abang's client was a Facilties Manager from AQUARIA and the PA to Datuk Simon, who happen to be K.Lynn's cousin. So mula2 agak impress la dengan diorang until they mentioned these statements yang buat Achap and Rusty putus urat kentut:

Man : He was pronounced 'clinically death'
Lady : There's liver in my blood

*banyak lagi yang broken, tapi ni yang susah nak lupa la

Keluar je from Spring Garden, God knows la. gelak macam bapak tapir.. Coming from Achap who's half Mat Saleh blooded and Rusty yang tak kurang gempaknya (FYI: he's 22 and drives a BMW Z3. diorang ni jual bontot ke??) I was speechless. Merah2 muka diorang gelak.


Ok- I just opened my email .Datuk CEO announce half day esok. Wooohoo!!


Then we lepaked at Starbucks and I had a Tall Caramel Macchiato. Met the Lesbo/Gay group, what a small world Imran and Adryana are friends with Salmi too. Pusing-pusing kat situ jugak. Called Azlani & Apit. Planned to go to Laundry Bar tapi last2 we called off the plan coz we felt it was too far. (nampak sangat tak suka keluar pada Ampang)


We went to Heritage in my car, and we got to Loft around 11.30 p.m. Masa nak masuk, sekali jibaun Jojoi Widodo tinggal ID kat ghumah, and management kata Guys above 23 y.o je boleh masuk. Tapi sebab dah NEKAD, larat jojoi balik rumah and Rusty ikot pintu belakang. Lucky we got Biggy (Loft's DJ) to bring us in and as usual, heh.VIP treatment.Poyo nak mati. Nasib baik open table.

I was fucking rimas coz Jojoi's phone was off. Until he came back, then I was ok la. Layan punya layan, mata dah start sepet. A bunch of Runaway Models (about 15 of them) from Russia and Australia came and macam biasa la, Achap Jojoi Rus layan mata. kembang kuncup pupil diorang.

Gua pun ada share laaa..lelaki model diorang stock yang boleh buat Alip nangis.

We spent a lot of time kat dance floor. At one point of time, Jojoi buat gila and went onto the podium. Gua pun ikot laa..last2 orang lain sume turun, and tinggal the 4 of us. Nasib baik Achap, Jojoi and Rusty ada moves. So we didn't look that stoopid on stage la. Layan. Layan. Confidence level memuncak2. Kepak kembanggg je masa tu. Muka perasan bagus.

Then we decided to leave. Jojoi got the idea that I was hungry. I went to pee-pee and came out feeling all revived..heheheh..silap besar.

Got to dance with the male models. The best part was : ACHAP KENA KACAU DENGAN LELAKI SERONG MAT SALEH!!
Dada achap kena raba.

Pookey mark.

Tott joined us at Suzis after that.

Coolness.